some silly questions asked by attorneys and some
insigthful answers by witnesses. Viz... 1. "Now
doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next
morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was
taken?" 4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was
killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?" 7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of
the collision?" 8. "You were there until the time you
left, is that
true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes." Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None." Q: "Were there any girls?" 12. Q: "You say the stairs
went down to the
basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: "I went to Europe, sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"
14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?" A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or female?"
16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice
which sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work." 17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead
people."
18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What
school did you go to?" A: "Oral." 19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy." 20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and
the naval."
21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood." 22. Q:
"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?" A: "Because his
brain was sitting on my desk in a
jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive
nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere."

Lol. Some stupid questions lawyers ask!