[b]silly QUESTIONS
PEOPLE ASK!
1. Someone call u at
2am & asks
"Are u
sleeping?.
Ans: No i'm picking
beans.
2. When its raining &
someone
noticed you're
going out yet he'll ask,
"Are u
going out in
this rain?.
Ans: No! In d next one.
3.Someone saw u
coming out of d
bathroom
wet, yet will ask, "Did u
just
have ur bath?.
Ans: No, i fell into d
toilet bowl.
4. You're standing in
front of d
elevator on d
ground to ur office, yet
they'll
ask,"Are u
going up?.
Ans: No, i'm waiting 4
my office 2
come down
and get me.
5. Ur boyfriend comes
home wit a
bunch of
flowers, and u still ask,
"Are those
flowers?"
Ans: No baby, they are
carrots!.
6. You're in d toilet and u
lock d
door and
someone knocks,
asking, "Is
anyone in
there?"
Ans: No! Na poo lock
goor...Mtcheew! !!.
7. You're in a queue at d
cinema 2
buy a
ticket, a friend saw you
& asked,
"What are u
doing here?. Ans: I'm
waiting to
pay my
school fees..."
8. When they see u lying
down wit
ur eyes
closed,they'll ask, "Are u
sleeping
already?.
Ans: No, I'm training to
die..."
MUMU!!!.
9. When they overheard
your
conversation on
phone, "Ok daddy,yes
daddy, bye
daddy",
they'll. Still ask "Is that
your
daddy."
Ans: No, na baba God.
10. If them see u wit
football boot
dem go ask
u,"You wan go play ball
ne?"
Ans: No, i wan go
studio". Olodo.
11. If dem see accident
4 road,
dem go still
ask,"Na accident be dis.
Ans: No, na film trick.
silly
questions need
stupid answers. [/b]

Add your own experience.

You are cooking and someone sees and ask: are you cooking?
.
No! Am preparing herbal drugs

lol its called nigerian english.

Arsenal - 3 Vs 1- Norwich City

Sombody will ask... Is Arsenal winning?

What should be the answer?

Mr. OON:

Arsenal - 3 Vs 1- Norwich City

Sombody will ask... Is Arsenal winning?

What should be the answer?

no! they are scoring for norwich

You might just be in a quite mood and someone will ask what are you thinking

Someone will see you crying and will ask "are you crying?".
.
NO! MY EYE DEY PUMP WATER

God,i love this thread!

Dey c u carry bible dey go church,yet they ask : are u going to church? Answer: no am going to d market.

Temismith: Dey c u carry bible dey go church,yet they ask : are u going to church? Answer: no am going to d market.

still reading to see d joke....

Person go see you dressed with travelling bag, and will still ask "na travel things?" no! I won go trowey my cloths

ovalrose: God,i love this thread!

i hope you love the OP too?

Mr. OON:


still reading to see d joke....

Do you think with your kidney?

vb0mb:

Do you think with your kidney?

i think with your nuts.... How on earth is that thing funny?

Mr. OON:


i think with your nuts.... How on earth is that thing funny?

go and die

lil jboy: go and die

seraching for the joke

Someone will see you just coming in and'll ask you; Are you back? ans: No, it's my ghost u r seeing.

lil jboy: go and die

rakel05:




seraching for the joke

E no dey hear... Tell am.

lil jboy: [b]
1. Someone call u at
2am & asks
"Are u
sleeping?.
Ans: No i'm picking
beans.
2. When its raining &
someone
noticed you're
going out yet he'll ask,
"Are u
going out in
this rain?.
Ans: No! In d next one.
3.Someone saw u
coming out of d
bathroom
wet, yet will ask, "Did u
just
have ur bath?.
Ans: No, i fell into d
toilet bowl.
4. You're standing in
front of d
elevator on d
ground to ur office, yet
they'll
ask,"Are u
going up?.
Ans: No, i'm waiting 4
my office 2
come down
and get me.

7. You're in a queue at d
cinema 2
buy a
ticket, a friend saw you
& asked,
"What are u
doing here?. Ans: I'm
waiting to
pay my
school fees..."
8. When they see u lying
down wit
ur eyes
closed,they'll ask, "Are u
sleeping
already?.
Ans: No, I'm training to
die..."
MUMU!!!.
9. When they overheard
your
conversation on
phone, "Ok daddy,yes
daddy, bye
daddy",
they'll. Still ask "Is that
your
daddy."
Ans: No, na baba God.
. [/b]

LmFao" Bwa Ha Ha Ha Bwa HaHaHa Ha

Fit2Rule: Someone will see you just coming in and'll ask you; Are you back? ans: No, it's my ghost u r seeing.

roflmao

hahahahaha op believe me u funi die. Me sef dey ask some of those silly questns at times

amanda2013: hahahahaha op believe me u funi die. Me sef dey ask some of those silly questns at times

lol abeg stop o, cos if you ask my kinda person ah go respond give you wella

Person go see you dey watch football match e go still ask you, La football match be this? ... No! La swimming

Person go see you with rubber and small towel and en go still ask you "you wan go fetch water?". . . No! I dey go pipeline vandalization.

Person see you dey eat come dey ask, you dey eat, no na mouth I dey brush.

1) NA YOUR FACE BE
THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.


2) Guy how far? NA YOU
BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY
PAPA WHEN
HIM YOUNG.


3) On ur wedding, one
idiot walk up to you as
you
are about to take
ur wedding pix with ur
wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY
MAMA CLASS MATE.


4) Give me your phone
number -
0803476... ....THANKS. SO
YOU DEY
USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I
DEY USE.
I listened to 9 o'clock
news, it was announced
that the election was
postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE
NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.


Take this mosquito coil;
e dey kill
insect fast... Thanks
bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL
ELEPHANT.


*standing in front of a
police station*
SHEY NA POLICE
STATION BE THIS?
Answer:no! Na
aso rock!


*you see me at your
door, DRENCHED by rain
and you ask me...is it
raining?
Answer::nooo rain ke,
its not raining, i took ma
fish for a walk in the
swimmingpool!

Lol funny people you all

more y'all...... rejuvenating!!!!

A friend once called my phone. When I picked and said hello, he asked me "Are you asleep?", and I answered "yes, can't you hear me snoring?"

A friend once called my phone. When I picked up and said hello, he asked me "Are you asleep?", and I answered "yes, can't you hear me snoring?"

Fit2Rule: A friend once called my phone. When I picked up and said hello, he asked me "Are you asleep?", and I answered "yes, can't you hear me snoring?"

Lol