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Most Common Lies Told By Men by Jarvis(m): 11:52am On Apr 11, 2013
MOST COMMON LIES TOLD BY MEN
1. I wil be travelin b4 24th of Dec of 13 of FEb
2.She is my frends GF
3.I had a crush on ha
4.She is the one disturbin me
5.Am not am home
6.I wil be workin late
7.I was in a meetin dats y I did not pick ur cals
8.We are just normal frends
9.Pls let me call u back I can't hear you
10.My fone is low so u won't be able to reach me so don't bother callin
11.Am wit an old frend dat just came back
12.Am single, i just broke wit my gal cos she was cheatin on me
13.She no longer loves me so I want to move on
14.My ex left me and go married to anoda man cos am not yet working.
15.If u allow me to date u I wil neva cheat on u
16.She is the pest I was tellin u about
17.She is just a gal in my area dat do greet me.dats all
18.Haba what wil I be doin wit dat small gal or old cargo lady
19.Am very broke
20.She is my ex but we re stil frends shar.
Hahhahaahah add your own pls

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