President Olusegun Obasanjo,
Governor Orji Uzo Kalu (Gov. of
Abia), the former Miss World,
Agbani Darego and Former
Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe
are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly,
there is this kissing sound and
then a slap!!! The train comes out of the
tunnel into daylight. The women
and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting
there looking perplexed, b'cos
everyone heard the slap, but
nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over,
holding his face which is red from
the slap. All of them remain diplomatically
quiet and nobody says anything,
least of all, sorry! Chikwe is
thinking: "Nigerian men are all
crazy and even these ones here
are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss
her in the tunnel. It is quite
proper that she slapped him."
Agbani is thinking: "Mr President
must have moved to kiss me, and
got slapped, but by whom?" Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji
must have tried to kiss Agbani,
she thought it was me and
slapped me, but could this little
girl do such a thing without
fear?" Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes
through another dark tunnel I
could make another kissing sound
and slap Obasanjo again

Remix but LOLZ

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