Funny questions people ask in obvious situations

1. At market: hey! What are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.

2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?

3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping!

4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding...

5. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Why, why him, of all people.
Ans:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

8. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Is the guy you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just his teeth.

LMAO!, I've seen no 3 somewhere before, still funny though

Emusan: Funny questions people ask in obvious situations

People can ask redundant questions ehn

there is also, "Is this you?" that friends ask each other when they have not seen for a long time.

@OP: i dey laff in HD.

answer to no 3
no o!i'm picking beans

[size=18pt]u don eat?

No I never shi.t finish![/size]

No 2; the lady in the bus will most likely not know what a local anaesthetic is/does.

Lmao.....*grin*

wow so you are here
no is not me na my photocopy

Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

Ivyluvie: Lmao.....*grin*

Are you laughing

They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

haha!...i dey Laf, in 5D

question: why are u crying?
answer: some NL front-page topics makes me cry...

who's first 2 comment

fellis:

People can ask redundant questions ehn

there is also, "Is this you?" that friends ask each other when they have not seen for a long time.

yeah! Nasty response to silly questns. 1)Q- Is that u? R-no, is my twin sister. 2)Q- are u eating? R- no, i am salivating .

You're standing in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

question: john! is dat u?
answer: no! its not me its u.

coming 4rm church by 2pm on sunday

Question: u don cLose 4rm church

Ans: no, I 4get My bibLe, I wan go colLect ​A♏


Just came back 4rm a journey

Question: ahan! U don come 4rm traveL

Ans: no, I stilL dey der dey wait 4 ur permission 2 come back


Just woke up 4rm sLeep

Question: ah! U don wake

Ans: no oh, I stilL dey sLeep, na nau I wan start 2 dream sef


U went 2 a party

Question: aahh! Wat r u doing here

Ans: my broda, I came 2 preach d gospeL

U watching a fiLm

Question: what r u watching

Ans: I'm just watching d death of osama bin Laden

Sum1 got shot in a movie

Question: dem shoot ​A♏

Ans: no oh, dem totori ​A♏

u r drinking garri

Question: na garri u dey drink so

Ans: no, na garri dey drink Me

Funny answer people give:
Where are you GOING? I am COMING!

;D4G laffs

Better Response to question No.1; in the market and one asks, What are u doing here? Ans; I came here to hunt Elephants. How abt u?

seuncyber: wow so you are here
no is not me na my photocopy

or ur shadow

Emusan: Funny questions people ask in obvious situations

1. At market: hey! What are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.

2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?

3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping!

4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding...

5. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Why, why him, of all people.
Ans:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

8. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Is the guy you're marrying good?
Ans:- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just his teeth.

can't stop laughing...joke section please

You see a kid crying, and u ask "how are you..?"
ans- I'm fine, thats why I'm crying.

Another dumb question (especially when itchy fingers begins their ethno-specific bans) :
Que: is seun tribalistic?
Ans : no he loves nri people to death.

they see this thread on front page and they ask 'DID THIS JUST MAKE THE FRONT PAGE?'
reply- NO IT'S ON THE BACK PAGE MTSCHEEEW!

Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

*hits head on the floor while laughing*

There are several such questions. But one that really irritates me is:

1. Hmm, it seems you did not sleep last night; what you guys did staying up?

You know that I have two lil kids...what else would you expect a woman to do the whole night.....no one does that the whole night

Gombs: Weird enough,it's ladies who asks such questions most atimes

A girl catches her BF having sexxx wit another lady, and she asks "baby,What r u doing?"

He replied "Bible study"

When People C U Lying Down, Wid Ur Eyes Closd Dy Still Ask:- R U Sleepin?

Ans:No! Am Trainin 2 Die.

When It's Rainin & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, Dey Ask: - R U Going Out In Dis Rain?

Ans:No,in The Next 1.

Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U?

Ans: At De Bus Stop!

Dey See U Wet Comin 4rm De Bathroom:- Did U Just Hav A Bath?

Ans: No, I Fell In De Toilet Bowl !

U R Standin Rite In Front Of De Elevator On The Ground Floor & Dey Ask:- Goin Up?

Ans: No, No, Em Waitin 4 My Apartmnt 2 Come Down & Get Me.

U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers 4 Ur Sweet Heart & Dey Ask:- R Dose
Flowers?

Ans:No Baby! Dey R Carrots.

U'r On The Queue 2 Buy Tickets at D Cinema, A Friend Saw U & Ask:- Wat R U Doin Here?

Ans: Em Here 2 Pay My Uni
Fee

I can't stop laughing.. These answers r kinda rude especially if the person doesn't expect it. But it serves some people right sha. Those that don't know when to ask the right questions.