Akpors' father accompanied him to his schoolend
of the year award party. As they sat watching and
amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the
beneficiaries were called to the podium for their
award presentation. The following conversation
ensued:Announce ­r: Best student in sciences, the winner is Inem. Father: (Applause and eyes
Akpors scornfully) see correct children!
Announcer: Best student in commercial studies, the
winner is Ajoke. Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors)
see correct children. Announcer: Best student in
Arts and the winner is Helen. Father: (fuming with anger) See correct children!!. And so, all the
awards were presented without any going to
Akpors. At the end of the event, they left and went
to the car park but as his dad made to start the car,
the engine refused to respond. He opened the
bonnet and touched a few things but all to noavail. Then they resorted to pushing and just as
they got to the exit of the school the rickety car
parked up. Exhausted and profusely sweating,
Akpors rested on the gate just as his mates were
driving off with their parents in Hummer jeep,
Sequia, Infinity, Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Nav and other exotic cars. All of a sudden, Akpors burst
into laughter. His puzzled father asked,'what'sso
funny?' Amidst teary eyes Akpors responded 'SEE
CORRECT FATHERS!'