President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu (Gov. of Abia), the former Miss World, Agbani Darego and Former Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel.

Suddenly, there is this kissing sound and then a slap!!!
...
The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight.
The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, b'cos everyone heard the s...lap, but nobody was sure where it came from.

Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap.
All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking:
"Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani.
Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.

It is quite proper that she slapped him." Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped, but by whom?" Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again."

FRONT PAGE PLZZ

why front page? so any rubbish should be taken to the front page coz its a joke?

naijafun: FRONT PAGE PLZZ

f®ont page ko, middle page ni.

@op,
are u so dum-b that you can't even copy and paste well. This is an original joke of mine posted about 2 years ago .
https://www.nairaland.com/471950/sound-kiss-slap
I suppose wire U 12strokes of the koboko for plagiarism.