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Comparing Football Clubs To Students by liljboy(m): 4:10pm On Apr 15, 2013
1. LIVERPOOL is a child
who is very
proud of the academic
achievements of
his grandfather.

2. MANCHESTER UNITED
is a boy who
just performs in the
final exams and
tops the class.

3. MANCHESTER CITY is
a spoiled child
who spends money on
expensive
books but is never
interested in
reading them.

4. ARSENAL is a boy who
used to be top
of the class but dropped
down because
he had to sell his books
due to financial
problems.
He tries hard but fails to
come out on
top.
5. TOTTENHAM
HOTSPUR
is a girl who
gets decent marks on 1
specific subject.
She always finishes
behind Arsenal.
6. CHELSEA is a boy who
fails and
blames his teachers
then his family
finds a new teacher for
him every year.

7. FC BARCELONA is that
student that's a genius,
that his father is bill
gate, Buys everything
needed for the
student's well being.
And he makes it at the
top of his class every year. up BarCA

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Re: Comparing Football Clubs To Students by darmiee1(m): 9:26pm On Apr 15, 2013
Nice.... First to c*****t!
Re: Comparing Football Clubs To Students by Blackbody20(m): 9:56pm On Apr 15, 2013
I see....you are a Barca fan.

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Re: Comparing Football Clubs To Students by liljboy(m): 1:06pm On Apr 19, 2013
Some Funny Players
Combinations...
- Pepe + Messi = Pepsi.
- Robben + Ribery =
Robbery.
- Car + Agger =
Carragher.
- Pepe + Rooney =
Pepperoni (pizza)
- Ba + Terry = Battery.
- Oscar + Ba+ Mata =
Obama
- Moura + Ronaldinho =
Mourinho
- Ronaldo + Gervinho =
Ronaldinho
- Valencia + Mendes =
Valdes
- Pu.yoL + Me.ssi = ? smiley
Re: Comparing Football Clubs To Students by Exponental(m): 10:18am On Apr 20, 2013
lil jboy:
- Pu.yoL + Me.ssi = ? smiley
pussi

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