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Welcome To NIGERIA!!! by kingar(m): 8:15pm On Apr 15, 2013
Welcome to NIGERIA!!!
Where sex is free and love is
costly
Where loosing a phone is more
painful than
virginity
Where if you don't cheat on your
partner you
are not smart and sharp
Where bathrooms have bcome a
photo studio
Where getting a blackberry phone
is greater
than achieving a BSC Degree
Where yahoo guys think theyhave
brighter
future.
If the children of Israel were
Nigerians, they
would have wasted a whole day
at d RED SEA
snapping and uploading their BB
status like:
~ Chilling with Moses
~ Miracle tinz
~ Red sea turned dry land Oh ma
God!!
~ Moses on point
~crossing da red sea with leg
~ End of Pharaoh etc.
... keep it rolling. WonderLand-
Re: Welcome To NIGERIA!!! by Freiburger(m): 8:40am On Apr 16, 2013
kingar:

Where getting a blackberry phone
is greater
than achieving a BSC Degree

grin grin grin

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