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My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by Lookmanade(m): 7:12am
I have read lots of books, articles, and magazine on how to approach woman but none of them is working for me, I just wonder what is wrong with me. The only problem I have is how to control my manhood when I approach woman.

Any time I see a woman I like and try to approach her, my manhood will just start to erect and it's showing off in my trouser even if I put on jeans anybody that look at me will surely know that something is going on in this guy's mind.

I have tried to put my mind away from it and go after the girl but in the course of the approaching the "Big Man" is getting stronger which make me feel uncomfortable and most time I look for an immediate excuses to leave the girl as if I have something urgently to attend to immediately but it's a lie, is just to let her not notice that my "Big Man" is on annoyance level.

I'm not getting younger anymore, I need help on how to overcome this serious issue in my life for over ten years now.

Please what do you think I can do to put this behind me? Your contribution matter to me a lot, thank you and God bless you as you contribute. (Amen).[/b]

Re: CAN U-17: Nigeria Vs Cote D'ivoire @ 4.30pm On Wednesday 17-April-2013 by miteolu(m): 5:48pm
That small boy refree over look penalty. the guy is not fit to officiate community team

Re: CAN U-17: Nigeria Vs Cote D'ivoire @ 4.30pm On Wednesday 17-April-2013 by tonididdy: 5:58pm

Evestar200: Goooooaaaaallll

go brush your TEETH...LIE lie

Re: CAN U-17: Nigeria Vs Cote D'ivoire @ 4.30pm On Wednesday 17-April-2013 by Adekdammy: 5:52pm
ref, where is ur card na, civ player deserbes card ooooo

R[b]e: Terry-G - Fatherhood Tamed And Made Me Responsible by dvdon(m): 5:27pm
9ce pix tho, He has to change because he has a learner behind him nw.


He wants his son to be a footballer because he missed d opportunity........*busts into Laffta* LMAO grin grin grin hmmm cheesy cheesy cheesy God eeeh Terry G u no go kill me































Illiteracy is a disease *smh* [/b]

Re: Give 2yrs In Between Pregnancies: Gynaecologist Advises by Amaaskia(f): 5:25pm
Okay, noted. First to comment? Yay! *takes off clothes n dances nake-D* lmao.

e: CAN U-17: Nigeria Vs Cote D'ivoire @ 4.30pm On Wednesday 17-April-2013 by naijaobi(m): 6:22pm
na thunder go fire dat CIV goalkeeper for delaying

e: Jonathan Sets-Up Amnesty Committee For Boko-Haram by Akshow: 4:11pm
Can some pls tell this Otutueke baboon to stop embarrassin himself. You insist on amnesty them say them no want you wan force them? I no blame you Sha. When all the millions Una de budget for security no yield any dividends. Formin one committee After the other. Shameless Anuofia

: Nigeria To Become 30th Largest Economy By 2014 by Abok1: 11:56am

What I don't understand is if this thread is about Nigeria or Southafrica? I am trying to understand why someone has turned an informative thread to a joystick measuring competition?
Please go to Randland and leave Nairaland and Nigerians alone.

e: Which Section Is Your Favourite On Nairaland? by Mr. OON(m): 12:06pm On Apr 16

Theben: Romance and Sexuality section cool


conji go finish you for house if u no get partner.

Re: 99.9% Of Nigerians Are Honest - Okonjo-Iweala: True? by dridowu: 9:49am
She must defend FG but we all know that Corruption is another name for Nigeria

Re: Jamaican Girls Are Cool by ShyM-X(m): 5:57pm
Jamaicans have the biggest ti.ts per ratio in the black world...

When you think of "fresh milk" - think about Jamaican chics... wink

Jah bless mi JA girlies..

Re: Ini Edo Wearing A Black Dress: Hot Or Not? by Akpa ife(m): 4:21pm
Useless topic clik like if am saying d truth

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A Chinese man took a prostitute to his home and they started having s..e.x. Once he was done,he jumped out of the bed,ran to the window, took a deep breath then went under the bed and came out through the other side and started having s..e.x with the girl again.


When he finished the 2nd time,he jumped off the bed went to the window,took a deep breath,went under the
bed and came out from the other side then started having s..e.x again..


He did these until the 8ths time. The girl was realy impressed by his stamina.
After the 10th round she decided to try it for herself. So she jumped off thebed,went to the window, took a deep
breath, went under the bed and
saw 10 more chinese men Unclad.

See Chinco and value for money? Na them go cheat people with fake things, na them no go want make them cheat them!

oh sorry poor girl!

Re: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by Joey82(m): 10:10am On Apr 17
u dont have problems @op.
just start wearing agbada especially when u know u intend to launch any such attack
even if ur manhood is horselike, it wont show its erectness in agbada rigalia

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Re: What Is So Unique About You? by Onim's(f): 10:28am
D sound n smell of my fart...even my husband gives me credit...lol u can't just imagine!

[b]Gosh!laff It Out. by Mr.T Anonymous(m): 9:40pm On Apr 17
A guy had been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other.
The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she’s married.
So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment.
GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.
GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say dis. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.
GUY: oh my lady. U don’t have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…
GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.
LADY: oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to u.
Can u help me carry our Refrigerator from our kitchento the next street for repairs?… [/b]

[b]Funny 'first To Comment' Vote Of Thanks by swizzle(m): 3:43pm On Feb 13
I must say that I am not a fan of the 'first to comment' craze but honestly this one cracked me up...I saw it on notjustok grin grin grin

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Belle, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to think Max Rainer for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; notjustok.com, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on notjustok.com, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone [/b]

Re: What Can You Say About This Pics by Lagusta(m): 8:34pm On Apr 17
I'm sure its ONILA that owns that torn, worn-out panties

Re: Picture Of Linda Ikeji's Family by kenlash1(m): 2:27pm
Me wanna bang ll dem gals

[b] Things You Shouldn't Do While Having Sexx by berem(f): 12:31pm
Making love should be a great time for you and your lover.
However, the excitement can quickly disappear if things are done
wrong. Here's a list of things never to do when you and your
partner are doing the dance:
1. NEVER answer your phone: Whoever is calling you during
bedroom time can wait.
2. NEVER call another person's name: Calling an ex's name in a
moment of passion while doing the deed with someone else is a
definite no no.
3. NO acrobatics: Changing positions every 5 seconds, is just
wrong.
4.NEVER shy away from kissing: No kissing makes your partner
feel like you don't really care about them and you're only
interested in the do.
5.NO Blood: There should be no bleeding, of any kind. This is a
guaranteed mood killer.
6.DON'T fake it: Don't pretend to have an climax. Your act might
not be as convincing as you think.
7.DON'T lie: If you pretend to love missionary because you know
your lady loves missionary, it won't work out well. Find positions
you both like, and work with that.
8.DON'T be silent: Let it show that you like what's happening.
Don't be a chatterbox but don't lie there like a block of wood
either
9.NO comparing: Don't force your partner to do certain things
because your ex always did them and you liked it.
10.NO farting!!!: For God's sake, no farting! It's just disgusting!
Avoid these things for a great time in bed for you and your
partner. [/b]

Re: Guys Deny If You've Never Done This LOVE STUNT Before To A Girl You Love(pic) by omiobo: 7:29pm On Apr 16
Wetin toto no go make man do?

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e: What Is Your Definition Of A "Hot" Lady? by rozayx5(m): 9:45am
The reaction you get in your trousers by just seeing here

essi Don Born.. Football Agent Needed!! by CHYKMAN(m): 9:11am On Nov 03, 2012
Una don hear say Messi don born?? And na boy o.. Hope you know what that means?? Big clubs don begin fight for im signature and so, the agent of that boy go hammer seriously. The only small problem be say I hear say the boy get k-leg.. **

Re: Inflation Drops To 8.6 Percent, Lowest In 5 Years by seanet01: 11:05pm On Apr 17
Arrant Nonsense.
When a 50KG of Rice just jumped from N8500 to N12,000 and a Kongo of Garri now N200 all the way from N120.
Keep deceiving people

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Re: KWAATA AND HIS Teacher...good Morning Peeps!! by engrfcuksmtin: 6:47am On Apr 12
Bunmioguns: Bin do you call this yoke joke?
Bin: Is is a Joke shar
Bunmioguns: Oya lie down flat
Bin: Plsh shar
Bunmioguns: I will flog you to death today.
Bin: yee yeeeeeeeee yeeeeeeee sori shar sori shar humm hummm humm. I wont post dry joke again
*Jackport pours water on bin while prettyebony pours grpunded*
Ben10: at last *shakes head* all days for the thief one day for the owner.
Seun: hey! hey!! hey!!! What is happening?here.....you bunmioguns stop beating him do you want to kill him.
*Bunmioguns went to violence and crime section to borrow bazooka......everybody ran for their dear life........

: Am I Ugly? by tellwisdom(m): 5:51pm

uche16:
really dude,must you be that harsh,calling a 17 year old gay,thats just wrong man.i came here to have fun and probably waste my data plan,so quit hating man and this is coming from a guy that doesn't have his picture on his profile........since you know a lot about making money,how much did you just make?

You dey kiyaze for head...Here na playing ground?? angry huh....See how he look like soaked puffpuff

Sexxskizzz Will Die Of Aids.....ban Me!!! by Mr..Cork: 12:40am
SEXXSKIZZZ WILL DIE OF AIDS.....BAN ME!!