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AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by 5hamkhan(m): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2013
AKPOS is the Boss in Office. Lets see how he is interviewing people.

AKPOS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

AKPOS: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

AKPOS: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

AKPOS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

AKPOS: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

AKPOS: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

AKPOS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. cheesy

IS HE A GOOD BOSS?
Yes or No??

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Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by bdabuwa(m): 9:42pm On Apr 17, 2013
Good indeed
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by 5hamkhan(m): 3:04am On Apr 18, 2013
hehe, yes. Becoz of no jobs...
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by Exponental(m): 11:19am On Apr 19, 2013
The elephant couldnt enter d fridge cos of its size.
Animals dont mark bdays.
If d pond was filled with crocodiles, d crocodiles definitely killed d woman.
The brick already dropped a long tym ago before d woman crossed.
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by 5hamkhan(m): 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2013
good point cheesy

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