Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the New York Times on 2 March 1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.

The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read: NEW YORK'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

OMG!

that is just disgusting. ewwwwwww

nasty

belloti:

Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the New York Times on 2 March 1999:

liar

dang, _{shocked beyond belief}, funny

lmao

good for them shey dem come steal money?

Abi, the got the koko!

Haba !

na wah o

Dem go see the results in 9 months time

dat one go be multiple pregnacy

oh! i want some puddin too

na wao