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THE BRO CODE * The Code Is The Law* by IyfeNamikaze(m): 4:29pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
1. A bro does not dare/challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try them self. If the dare/challenge is turned down, the challenger must attempt it before ridicule is permitted. 2. A bro is always psyched. ALWAYS. 3. Bros shall never under any circumstances go and see chick flicks alone. Chick flicks are only tolerated when there is a 100% chance of getting laid. 4. A bro cannot give another bro a Teddy bear. 5. ALL conversations between bros are subject to “bro to bro confidentiality”. 6. A bro must NEVER tamper with another bro’s suit, and must never impede on a bro’s ability to suit up. 7. A bro never shows or tells a crazy chick where his fellow bro lives or stays, only that bro can subject himself to that grief. 8. When a Bro wants to do something stupid, first you try to talk the Bro out of it. If they still want to do it, you film it. 9. At a Bro’s funeral, all other bro’s toast with the deceased’s drink of choice. 10. A Bro has to scratch when a Bro has to scratch. 11. A Bro will ALWAYS watch a movie narrated by Morgan Freeman. 12. When a Bro has an itch or needs food and is about to beat a world record, Bro’s scratch that itch and make him any food he wants. 13. If a Bro receives naked picture(s) on his cell phone from a hot chick, his Bros are immediately entitled to view said picture(s), as long as there are no Bros (or any other beings with a Y chromosome) present in the image. In the rare event that this occurs, immediately delete it and never call/text her again. 14. Single Bro’s always try and sit with one seat between them in case any ladies come along that don’t have anywhere to sit 15. Every Bro gets 1 “stay away” card per year to use on a woman they have a special interest in. This can only be applied to single women, who the Bro has known for over 1 month. When applied all other Bro’s are forbidden to date that woman. The year countdown starts from the moment of declaration and is non transferable. 16. A bro does not cock-block another bro for any reason 17. A bro will answer the phone call of another bro at any time of daY for any reason 18. If a chick fight breaks out, all nearby bro’s must be alerted IMMEDIATELY. Furthermore, bro’s DO NOT break up chick fights unless blood is drawn. 19. Bro’s don’t wear flat-brimmed hats 20. Bros DO NOT TOUCH other bro’s drinks without express permission 21. When in doubt, ask your bros. 22. Bros don’t stop to smell flowers 23. Bro’s don’t use emoticons in messages to other bros 24. Bro’s pay for their dates 25. A bro is honour bound to accept all arm wrestling challenges 26. Once shook upon, a bro ALWAYS honours a bet. No matter what the agreed proposition is, the losing bro honours the bet 27. Bro’s don’t wear skinny jeans 28. Bro’s don’t share details about their “little bro” with other bro’s 29. A bro does not allow his bro to drunk dial or text his ex. This is one of very few situations where a punch to the groin is acceptable, your bro will thank you for it later. 30. A Bro never keeps a photo of his Bro in his wallet. 31. A Bro would broadcast ^^ this in the front page for other bros to read. |
Re: THE BRO CODE * The Code Is The Law* by escottkr8t(m): 5:19pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Lmao, 5&16 on point |
Re: THE BRO CODE * The Code Is The Law* by IyfeNamikaze(m): 6:39pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
lol.. Lets all keep to the code |
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