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Naija Films...realy Funny by Slowvenom(m): 11:59pm On Apr 19, 2013
YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN...(Continu­ation...)
Add urs:
~ Chief is inside the car with the glasses windup, armed robbers attack and shoots at chief,the bullet won't break the glass but will kill chief inside the car..:
How come ??
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3 times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is thatpossible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7 years old as far back as 1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of him....... Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food.
She stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of the meal andthen she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she survives. Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind himis a sign board "Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and hesuddenly becomes an adult in his 20's stillwashing the same plates and wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted asa poor woman suffering in the village and has to do serious farm work to survive, only for you to see that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet has tattoos on her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband, then she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance.
Is poison part of cookingingredients?
~ They shoot you on theleg yet blood start coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor(Ibu) is thefather of Nkem Owoh.. Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die...?Lolzz
Keep it rolling...

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Re: Naija Films...realy Funny by Slowvenom(m): 12:23am On Apr 20, 2013
Plz felow Nairalanders.... I hate wen 1 post a funy thread like dis nd gets no coments nor like.
I tell ya...dats not gud 4 a starter like me.
Plz try nd coment or evn like 2 keep de poster's spirit up nd on.
Re: Naija Films...realy Funny by Agybabe(f): 1:55am On Apr 20, 2013
It is actually funny. But Naija will always remain Naija. Soldier go, soldier come, another soldeir burry am... *thumbs up for you*
Re: Naija Films...realy Funny by Lagusta(m): 6:32am On Apr 20, 2013
No seriously, this is funny!!! LOL

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Re: Naija Films...realy Funny by Exponental(m): 9:21am On Apr 20, 2013
.....film was dated 2006, yet, a 2010 car was sighted.
....he drove an EOD 20yrs ago, now, he drives a 2000 model car, still as a rich man.
..etc...
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When will Nollywood start respecting their viewers?

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