tufe,

rubbing dog feaces all over ur scabies-infested body will do u some good

nd u my dear friemd must be that smartest pig that memorized the times table.

come to think of it, how did you pass the message across

i dey try sha

But as pikin to the queen, its too sad to see you and ur mum, royal paragons of beaty shower once in 3 months

In 1980, workers in a Las Vegas hospital were suspended because they use to bet on when patients would die.

In ancient Egypt, people shaved eyebrows as a mourning symbol when their cats died.

I wonder how gilgee and tufe will look like when thier cat dies

Last week in northern India, a baby named lali was born wit four eyes, two nose & two mouth, equally makin her ve 2 face

Ituen na after your own don die na. We go copy from you.

i'm almost pretty sure that the child with two face must be Gilgee's own.

a product of him and clem

One quarter of the bones in human body are in their feet.

now i have something against the last post.

see, i'm a medical student, and your fact there has to be correlated with proper definitions.

do you mean one-quater all 206 bones in teh body, or one-quater the entire length of the anatomy of a person

tufe:

now i have something against the last post.

see, i'm a medical student, and your fact there has to be correlated with proper definitions.

do you mean one-quater all 206 bones in the body, or one-quater the entire length of the anatomy of a person

jamb question 1765

na only Dr. tufe get am dat tyme

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet. simple ! Point of correction an adult have only 208 bones.

good one dude keep em coming

The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 Holes, and there is no penalty if a monkey steals ur golf ball.

lol

Thats what I call monkey business.

I dey bow for all una fabu , fabu ooo ko ma roll

In 1880's, cocaine was sold to cure nervousness, headache & cold. When it was banned thousand of people died in U.S.A

Abuzola:

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet. simple ! Point of correction an adult have only 208 bones.

there are 206, and dont argue about that

Why da hell did they banned cocaine, it wud have been lovely if it were still lega

***Goes off to sniff some stuff***

wen will stop living in the dope world u soon start sniffn shit

Due to d angle at which optic nerve enters d brain, staring at a blue surface durin sex increases d intensity of orgasm

***dashes off to go and practise the last post****

A Japanese inventor has devised solar-powered clothes which can top up the battery on an iPod or mobile phone.

A tow-truck driver in South Africa has been arrested on suspicion of tampering with traffic lights to make accidents more likely.

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True tips, very true.

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Women masseuses in Indonesia have been asked to padlock their pants to let customers know that sex is not available.

LMAO.very funny.

Abuzola:

Due to d angle at which optic nerve enters d brain, staring at a blue surface durin sex increases d intensity of orgasm

best fact so far,
where my blue at

ololade34:

Indonesian Massage Parlours Shackle Up

Women masseuses in Indonesia have been asked to padlock their pants to let customers know that sex is not available.

haba,
y now

Do u know william tell ? History says dat "William tell shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.