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Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 12:49pm On Apr 23, 2013
Going to ur bf/gf's house without being invited = OFFSIDE.

A girl who does men ontop = TOP GOAL SCORER.

Dating a girl today and having s e x on that same day
= FREE KICK.

Condom* = KEEPER.

Talking bad about ur ex after s e x = SIDETALK.

Abortion = RED CARD

Morning after pills = YELLOW CARD

A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

Having s e x without condom* = OWN GOAL

A gal who gives u bj = REF

Sperm = BALL

Taking a lot of time before cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

Add urz.
Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by bingbagbo(m): 6:02pm On Apr 23, 2013
this post must be banned, its an intimacy joke..thank you angry
Re: Football Terms In S....e....x by sutoboy(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2013
bin gbagbo: this post must be banned, its an intimacy joke..thank you angry


for ur mind u don talk bi dat abi?

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