I am an atheist and i was told that i will. Burn hell....so....




1) I heard that it is a lake of fire, should i be buried in a steel boat so that i can stay afloat?
2) i heard that the devil is the father of all liars, should i lie to get favours in hell?
3) i heard that it is dark there (even though there is fire) should i pack some bulbs and torches?
4) i heard that the devil is corruptible, any chance of me bribing him to get an official fire brigade to cool things down?
5) would we allowed to roast animals in the fire there? I taught my parrot to say ‘god is not real’. He is going to hell and i have been dreaming of bbq parrot
6) how are we gonna celebrate new year in hell? I doubt easily combustible fireworks can be stored in a lake of fire
7) would christians in hell be called ‘burn again’

Wow 2nd time i'm being FTC today. It must be the lord's doing. It's time i increase my tithe to 6.5%.... Ehn lb i'll be back later to answer your question...

Paschal007: Wow 2nd time i'm being FTC today. It must be the lord's doing. It's time i increase my tithe to 6.5%.... Ehn lb i'll be back later to answer your question...

Okay....

Why do you ask?


To make fun

to display your stupidity






choose one

mumumugu: Why do you ask?


To make fun

to display your stupidity






choose one

Did u honestly believe that the second choice is a sensible option?

Logicboy03: I am an atheist and i was told that i will. Burn hell....so....




1) I heard that it is a lake of fire, should i be buried in a steel boat so that i can stay afloat?
Fool u should even be buried in d sky but u cant escape d powerful fire of hell and u can become d next albert eistein by devicing scientific method to evade d fire but it wont work just like d tower of babel go check ur bible
2) i heard that the devil is the father of all liars, should i lie to get favours in hell?
No d more u lie d more painful d fire will be do u need proof consult ur bible god will be monitoring even d devil u know now he cant be trusted.
3) i heard that it is dark there (even though there is fire) should i pack some bulbs and torches?
How will u transport it there? by magic? if u know d magic kindly share ur method:/
4) i heard that the devil is corruptible, any chance of me bribing him to get an official fire brigade to cool things down?
Do u tink hell fire is like nigeria,hell no,dont try dat cos u wont have any naira to bribe with.
5) would we allowed to roast animals in the fire there? I taught my parrot to say ‘god is not real’. He is going to hell and i have been dreaming of bbq parrot
parrot is not going to hell there is no way u can get it to hell.ok
6) how are we gonna celebrate new year in hell? I doubt easily combustible fireworks can be stored in a lake of fire
havent u ignoramus heard dat hell is eternal no day and night so no new year for u,u will only suffer day and night, no food 4 u and u will even survive for eternity.ok
7) would christians in hell be called ‘burn again’
wow we cant explain god's work he might decide to burn d christians again since he is omniscience and he is benevolent

smh for ur sophisticated ignorance dont u know dat heaven is real u need proof go and lit a candle place ur hand on it for 5minutes and see how it feels if u cant withstand it then u wont be able to withstand d fire of hell.
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SAYS MY PASTOR after asking d questions from him,nice answer isnt it.
But i will like to ask my fellow christians since god is present evrywhere will he also be present in hell and why? Wont he be burnt again like d almighty jesus is killed outside his territory(heaven) would satan spare him or are dey even d same

ninja4life:
smh for ur sophisticated ignorance dont u know dat heaven is real u need proof go and lit a candle place ur hand on it for 5minutes and see how it feels if u cant withstand it then u wont be able to withstand d fire of hell.
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SAYS MY PASTOR after asking d questions from him,nice answer isnt it.
But i will like to ask my fellow christians since god is present evrywhere will he also be present in hell and why? Wont he be burnt again like d almighty jesus is killed outside his territory(heaven) would satan spare him or are dey even d same

Haha....ur pastor dey vex over simple questions......

Logicboy03: I am an atheist and i was told that i will. Burn hell....so....




1) I heard that it is a lake of fire, should i be buried in a steel boat so that i can stay afloat?
2) i heard that the devil is the father of all liars, should i lie to get favours in hell?
3) i heard that it is dark there (even though there is fire) should i pack some bulbs and torches?
4) i heard that the devil is corruptible, any chance of me bribing him to get an official fire brigade to cool things down?
5) would we allowed to roast animals in the fire there? I taught my parrot to say ‘god is not real’. He is going to hell and i have been dreaming of bbq parrot
6) how are we gonna celebrate new year in hell? I doubt easily combustible fireworks can be stored in a lake of fire
7) would christians in hell be called ‘burn again’

You be yeye boy...........

A casual stroll through hell proves that God would rather torment billions of people rather than offer unconditional love

Didn't u ignore ma God after all u heard 'bout him,that same way,he would ignore u at the time of your torment in HELL. In fact he will do this,to u;

musKeeto: A casual stroll through hell proves that God would rather torment billions of people rather than offer unconditional love

what is the justification of Love in christianity. What is the happiness in seeing billions perish and few enjoying.
What is the happiness in seeing your families and loved ones in Hell and you are in heaven?
The translation of the Word hell from Hebrew or latin was mis-placed!
The true Bible has been hidden by the elites, same elites who control the world, who buy private jets and tell u at your own face that its God's work. The same elite who don't believe in hell but believe more in your dumbness and foolishness of mankind.
Smh for u! There is no hell.
God is love

ijawkid:

You be yeye boy...........

Wait, do jehovahs witnesses believe in hell?

Logicboy03:


Wait, do jehovahs witnesses believe in hell?

Naaaa we don't .......we only believe in an instantaneous destruction of the wicked and not some literal eternal burning of wicked persons in a fiery HELL...................

ijawkid:

Naaaa we don't .......we only believe in an instantaneous destruction of the wicked and not some literal eternal burning of wicked persons in a fiery HELL...................

So youbbelieve that your god is that jobless to kill a dead sinner again? What exactly is the point of reviving someone that is dead to kill him again? What a silly god

Logicboy03:


So youbbelieve that your god is that jobless to kill a dead sinner again? What exactly is the point of reviving someone that is dead to kill him again? What a silly god

Who said he was going to kill dead sinners??......

ijawkid:

Who said he was going to kill dead sinners??......

Huh....so an unrepentant atheist like me will just die and that is it? No punishment?


*dancing azonto*

*joina LB in dancing*......bt i would have preferred hell to just dying like dat because, i would get to meet those celebrities i never had the opportunity of meeting and i ll also get to see LORD LUCIFER...

I think hell is the best opportunity for suya men to be on forbes.

CAPTAIN T: I think hell is the best opportunity for suya men to be on forbes.

lmao!