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Akpors The House Boy by Slynonny(m): 12:48pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Master's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Master bought a new wine called Lambrusco, it was a french wine that changes color if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Master's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing color. Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, The Master and madam were sited in the parlor, while Akpos was in the kitchen. ... Master: Akpos Akpos: Master Master: who drank my Lambrusco?. No answer! Master: Akpos, who drank my lambrusco?. No answer. Master walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there. Master: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say"Master"but when i ask you a question you don't answer me. Akpos: Master,when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name. Master: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlor, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here. Akpos went and did what Master said. Akpos: Master Master: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer. Akpos: Master!!! Do you hear me, i say who sneaks into the house girl room when madam is not at home. No answer. Master runs out of the kitchen. Master: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name. MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie. Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?. MADAM: Yes Akpos: Ok enter the kitchen She enters. Akpos: Madam MADAM: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga Madam rushed out of the kitchen MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all. 3 Likes |
Re: Akpors The House Boy by debayun(m): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
Lwkmd dis is really funny |
Re: Akpors The House Boy by lurdabdaniels(m): 12:03am On Apr 27, 2013 |
YOU ARE SICK |
Re: Akpors The House Boy by whalexyy(m): 10:12am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Rolling in laughter |
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