Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Master's
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Master bought a new
wine called Lambrusco, it was a
french wine that changes
color if water is added onto
it.
Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Master's room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it.
Immediately it started
changing color.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, The Master and madam
were sited in the parlor,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
Master: Akpos
Akpos: Master
Master: who drank my Lambrusco?.
No answer!
Master: Akpos, who drank my
lambrusco?.
No answer. Master walked to
the kitchen and saw Akpos
there.
Master: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say"Master"but when i ask
you a question you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Master,when you are in
the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except
your name.
Master: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlor, stand beside
madam and ask me a
question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what Master
said.
Akpos: Master
Master: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid's bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Master!!! Do you
hear me, i say who
sneaks into the house girl
room when madam is not at home.
No answer. Master runs out of
the kitchen.
Master: Wonders shall never
end.
Akpos, it is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
does not hear anything,
except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Ok enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't
understand anything at all.

Lwkmd dis is really funny

YOU ARE SICK

Rolling in laughter