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Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 1:39am On Apr 12, 2008
President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."

A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.
Re: Planning World War 3 by Migines(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2008
Nice strategy
Re: Planning World War 3 by nenenwa: 11:58am On Apr 12, 2008
grin grin grin nice one!
Re: Planning World War 3 by gilgee(m): 11:59am On Apr 12, 2008
Yes oo. cool.
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 12:16pm On Apr 12, 2008
Fear bin grab me ooo, i b come dey tink say ituen wan start another world war for bahamas.
Re: Planning World War 3 by nenenwa: 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2008
grin u never can tell grin
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Apr 12, 2008
yeah one never can tell wen iteun will start war on the rats sharing his room
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 1:13pm On Apr 12, 2008
*that guy wan dey perform wonders*
Him jus dey cause catacata for everywhere even for our kuvuki land.
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 1:33pm On Apr 12, 2008
. . .we fit do that kind strategy o
Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 2:18pm On Apr 12, 2008
Na wa for all of una oh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Now i no sabi war, una talk say na me wan start am.
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 2:28pm On Apr 12, 2008
No me start am ooo.
ask clemcykul
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 2:34pm On Apr 12, 2008
who talk say na you now.

conscience dey bite you abi wetin
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 2:40pm On Apr 12, 2008
tufe my brother, u never hear say prevention is better than cure?
Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 2:50pm On Apr 12, 2008
people don dey get withdrawal syndrome
Re: Planning World War 3 by bibs(f): 3:07pm On Apr 12, 2008
It's now "Provision store is better than kiosk"
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2008
bibs:

It's now "Provision store is better than kiosk"
abi
Re: Planning World War 3 by kronkykay(m): 9:29pm On Apr 12, 2008
nice joke!
Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 11:41pm On Apr 12, 2008
tnks bro
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 2:39pm On Apr 13, 2008
thanks sis grin
Re: Planning World War 3 by deola1(m): 3:23pm On Apr 13, 2008
why dem go kill a blonde with a big breast, abba!! cheesy
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 3:29pm On Apr 13, 2008
bcoz it is causing a war grin
Re: Planning World War 3 by gilgee(m): 4:31pm On Apr 13, 2008
na distracto ifernato.
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 7:18pm On Apr 13, 2008
. . english my friend, ENGLISH wink
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Apr 14, 2008
pls go to skull, ur brain don dey rust small small
Re: Planning World War 3 by gilgee(m): 11:32am On Apr 14, 2008
Okay his brain contains ferrous ehen?
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Apr 14, 2008
it does so undecided
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 1:55pm On Apr 14, 2008
hmmmmm
Re: Planning World War 3 by tjtj1(m): 5:16pm On Apr 14, 2008
in cant fit laugh grin
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2008
den laff grin grin grin grin grin grin

teejay see ur teeth grin
Re: Planning World War 3 by tjtj1(m): 5:44pm On Apr 14, 2008
ya i brushed last cool summer
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 6:21pm On Apr 14, 2008
OMG shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Planning World War 3 by naijastyle: 6:50pm On Apr 14, 2008
tj u need mouth transplant

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