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Only Warri Pastor by jtizie(m): 11:34am On Apr 28, 2013
Only in warri u wil find pastors collecting offerings in a burial ceremony.
They wil hold revival for 4months non stop, collecting hard earn money 4rm members during raining season.
In their past life u wil discovered dat they are; ritualist, agberos, kidnappers ......................
Using their own apartment(one room) as a place of worship.
They disturb d whole neigbourhood wit their prayers nd shout in d day nd at night, when u approach them dat they are disturbing then they wil start calling u demons, witch, satan oh i see u u are d possesed demon dat is holding d unlimited breakthroughs of me nd my members. Today we're moving 2 d next level (war start).

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