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Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by ELOWALO(f): 3:02pm On May 02, 2013
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best year of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock & silence..
He added:
"She was my mother" ...Applause & Laughter!

A drunker tried to crack this at home.
After a drink,he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second half..
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Don't Copy if you can't Paste...

http://olamag.com/index.php/2012-08-14-15-04-20/top-j/382-don-t-copt-if-you-can-t-paste

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Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by modextus(m): 3:07pm On May 02, 2013
Lol
Re: Don't Copy If You Can't Paste by Nobody: 3:35pm On May 02, 2013
kinda very funny

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