http://www.wapjoint.com/2013/05/joke-of-day-difference-between-gorilla.html

Mrs Akpors: Dear, do u know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my bosoms to it & see how Hot it gets just like men do.

Mrs Akpors then exposes one of her bosoms, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

‘U See,’ says Mrs Akpors, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just like gorillas can’t, Men and gorillas are d same.’

Akpors replied: ‘Now expose both bosoms and let us see what happens.’ Mrs Akpors exposes both bosoms to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.

Akpors says: ‘This is incredible, now, pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum and let us see what happens!’

Mrs Akpors pulls her skirt up, turns around with her bum to the gorilla, which by now was extremely excited, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs her and starts yanking the clothes off her.

Mrs Akpors yells: ‘Sweetheart, what do I do now? Please, help me!’ Akpors replies: ‘Now, tell him you are on your period, u have a headache and you are not in mood’. Let us see if Gorillas and Men are really the same..

....spare me those silly lies replied de gorilla..!