A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with
another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told
her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.
Husband : What is this ?
Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling….
Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now….
Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will
go and mix some drinks for you..
After she left the
husband said : Damn i am so Hot, i will Bleep this robot…
He tried to Bleep that man, da man replies in a
metallic robotic way..
"System error Wrong hole
System error Wrong hole..
" Husband : Damn robot is not working
properly.. I am throwing it out of the
window..
The man realized that he was on the 20th floor he said :
"SOFTWARE UPDATED" "PLEASE TRY AGAIN"

You funny die. Software updated in deed