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The Sex Robot by jamex93(m): 4:37pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move. Husband : What is this ? Wife : This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling…. Husband : Okay.. Lets have sex now…. Wife : No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and mix some drinks for you.. After she left the husband said : Damn i am so Hot, i will Bleep this robot… He tried to Bleep that man, da man replies in a metallic robotic way.. "System error Wrong hole System error Wrong hole.. " Husband : Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window.. The man realized that he was on the 20th floor he said : "SOFTWARE UPDATED" "PLEASE TRY AGAIN" |
Re: The Sex Robot by jamace(m): 1:07pm On Oct 25, 2013 |
You funny die. Software updated in deed |
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