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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 12:14am On May 08, 2013
Vickii Ro:
Yah very true....I'm very much luvin ur short poems joor...Carry go
Br3nd4,I totally luuuv ur poem...U've got talents girl...Do ya thing
Shuga thanx aa lot....Thumbs up peeps
Harddon ur seed is becoming a forest jete by jete..Thaanx Big Deddy

Aww. Thanks.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 12:16am On May 08, 2013
A tree does not make a forest
A student does not make a school
A husband does not make a family
The only multiplier is God.

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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 4:24am On May 08, 2013
CFCfan: A tree does not make a forest
A student does not make a school
A husband does not make a family
The only multiplier is God.
......Nyc..Nyc...Who wuddaa tot
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 4:35am On May 08, 2013
Vickii Ro:
......Nyc..Nyc...Who wuddaa tot
grin thanks.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 5:31am On May 08, 2013
We were dressed like it was christmas
Hundreds of us in droves
some in shoes others in slippers
From all corners of Nigeria
We were brought together
From all walks and areas
For one purpose we did gather
Jst for Jamb
Some with smiles,others with frowns
Some with purpose others not so sure
some with sweat on their brows
others trying to resist the allure
Of d excitement dat was in the air
some walkd in crowds
some walked in pairs
some the look on their face so proud
All of us just one aim
To write Jamb
You could jst single out the geeks
With their head buried in books
For more knowledge they seeked
it was tension at its peak
You could single out the sabi guys
With their powerful phones
To the pretty ones only did they say "hi"
So similar did they seem,like clones
Den came the celebrity wannabe's
All coloured out in tight pants
practically screaming "look at me"
with t-shirts nd Bruno Mars' hats
Then came the Agbani Daregos
The thin and the not so thin
I looked and them nd was lyk "leggo"
all of them busy exchangin pins
All around the tension was so thick
I could almost touch it
All of us wanted to reach the peak
all of us practically champing on the bit
In2 d exam hall we went
each with their own weapons
the urge to win we all felt
All inhibitions almost gone
Papers well hidden in tight crevices
Already made answers on devices
90% of us got d same phone
Nokia torchlight
d most expendable for expos
D officials turned a blind eye
so the leaders of tommorrow cud pass
Naija nor dey carry last
was the phrase I kept on hearing
Den came d end nd I breathed "at last"
some students started cheering
so sure of wat dey wrote
some were almost crying
whether for joy or not
I cudn't say but then again
It wasn't my business
Relief flowed in ma veins,
I was finally healed of this dreaded disease
as I called it::cheesy jamb sickness

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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 5:33am On May 08, 2013
^
Wow, u just summarized your JAMB experience in a nutshell.
Very nice indeed.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 5:34am On May 08, 2013
CFCfan: ^
Wow, u just summarized your JAMB experience in a nutshell.
Very nice indeed.
yah yah....Thanx a lot fr all ur encouragement
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 5:46am On May 08, 2013
Sweet be Jesus!! Vicki thats very nice. Wow!!
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 5:51am On May 08, 2013
Br3nd4: Sweet be Jesus!! Vicki thats very nice. Wow!!
Thanx Br3nd4 dear...Y u neva sleep by nw sef?
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:00am On May 08, 2013
I just woke up. Good morning. . . You even sleep?
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:11am On May 08, 2013
Na like dis we go dey dey
Dey bite finger dey say Goddey?
Na every day we go dey debate
on d saviour dey await?
Baba God let thy will b done
Cuz dis country is almst fargone
Johnny d suposd saviour don gog
B like who dey waka fr fog
him wife dey bomb us with grammar
Dey give us hits lyk MC Hammer
Fada God 2015 election
Na ur hand we dey drop am
We dey suffer frm overdose of corruptn
D thng don get temple fr Naija:E bam
Bt unto say na u b our every evry
We dey loyal fr u total
Mak u fr bread our butter
or even sef butter our bread
Nd give us beta leader
To carry us go Go Canaan
Do fr Naija our motherland
Wetin u do for Seun fr Nairaland
In Jesus name
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:12am On May 08, 2013
Br3nd4: I just woke up. Good morning. . . You even sleep?
Same here..Woke arnd 4:20.....Hw ws ur nyt
Nd yes Maaam..I did sleep
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:21am On May 08, 2013
Vickii Ro:
Same here..Woke arnd 4:20.....Hw ws ur nyt
Nd yes Maaam..I did sleep

lol @maaam. . . My night was ehrmm. . . .i'l get back to you on that one tongue and wow! Vicki! You just blew me away. . . That poem is awesome. You're gooood.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:25am On May 08, 2013
Br3nd4:

lol @maaam. . . My night was ehrmm. . . .i'l get back to you on that one tongue and wow! Vicki! You just blew me away. . . That poem is awesome. You're gooood.
#Blushing# Dis means a lot to me...nd o.dnt u dare tell me u aint writing no more...it will b a waste of talent Br3nd4 dear Pls?
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:40am On May 08, 2013
tongue im not writting nuffin o
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:45am On May 08, 2013
Harddon where r U
where u don enter
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:47am On May 08, 2013
Br3nd4: tongue im not writting nuffin o
Shebi u knw say na my trouble u dey find so
Nor worry Big Deddy dey com fr U
U r sooooooooo gonna write
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 6:50am On May 08, 2013
grin grin
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 7:02am On May 08, 2013
So true. . .
CFCfan: A tree does not make a forest
A student does not make a school
A husband does not make a family
The only multiplier is God.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 9:54pm On May 08, 2013
Oops!

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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Shugamania(f): 10:10pm On May 08, 2013
Vickiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
Mwuuuuaaaaahhhhhh!!!
You rock rock rock!!!
More ororo to ur inspiration.

Seriously, u're killing it.
Welldone.

Brend, we're still waiting.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 10:16pm On May 08, 2013
TEA esq™:
Take my laptop, take my phone
Take my network, take my NL
But please don't take my HARDDON.

I love this poem
Thanks for taking away the shakespeare english kiss

there she goes gliding upon the glitz of a glorious grace
If we must sail
It should be of simple lace
If we must place
It should be of sweet trace

There
TEA romancing frills
Pray come thrill
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Shugamania(f): 10:17pm On May 08, 2013
CFCfan: A tree does not make a forest
A student does not make a school
A husband does not make a family
The only multiplier is God.


Hmm.. Food for thought.
Niceee.
See?



Oya give us more.
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Shugamania(f): 10:22pm On May 08, 2013
In other news, i just clicked on 'reply' now and saw a whole article on rules and regulations.. angry
Are we actually expected to follow that?
If yes, welcome to the NL lag phase.
angry angry angry
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 10:26pm On May 08, 2013
Br3nd4: Wow!! Vickii, Big deddy and Shuga. . You guys are great... Wish i had such talent *sobs*
Well, im a good reader cheesy


If you can read
You can lead
If you can lead
You can think
If you can think
You can τaικ
If you can τaικ
Then you can rock
To humans, to angels, to words

Come feel this thrill
If you may spill
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 10:42pm On May 08, 2013
CFCfan:

"We are all beautiful and well endowed" embarassed

Beautiful we are Still we wash

Endowed we are still we think

If we must colour
we must Pour a lil brain prime

A lil fire a lil flame
A lil spark a lil spirit
We can't but get wet

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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 10:49pm On May 08, 2013
Vickii Ro:
Yah very true....I'm very much luvin ur short poems joor...Carry go
Br3nd4,I totally luuuv ur poem...U've got talents girl...Do ya thing
Shuga thanx aa lot....Thumbs up peeps
Harddon ur seed is becoming a forest jete by jete..Thaanx Big Deddy

V.v ro!
Here we roll

A lil water
A lil nudge
A lil urge
A lil shake
Then you shine

Ma hat
I duff

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Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 10:58pm On May 08, 2013
Vickii Ro: Harddon where r U
where u don enter

In fine wine i dine
balancing books and paying homage
From pod to places


Your well is overflowing
Keep them rolling
Flowing sweet painting
Of a soul çaged longing
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 11:03pm On May 08, 2013
big deddy!!!! you're a natural... you still killing it cool
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 11:06pm On May 08, 2013
Br3nd4: grin grin

pray

Razzle us in Rhymes

Dazzle us in dance

Make mud with words
Let us snow ball fight

Worth your weight?
will out then
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by HARDDON: 11:10pm On May 08, 2013
Shugamania: In other news, i just clicked on 'reply' now and saw a whole article on rules and regulations.. angry
Are we actually expected to follow that?
If yes, welcome to the NL lag phase.
angry angry angry


ill feel
Weak will
Wonder why
Re: Take Ma Wine Take Ma Women by Nobody: 11:17pm On May 08, 2013
I have no gain
I fear no fame
I have no dame
But all the same
I'll say my name cheesy

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