1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
... 5. A gal who talk bad about her ex after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
11.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
12. Trying to lure a lady to bed and she gets your plan = SIMULATION
13. Having many Dicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
14. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
15. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
16. After 2 rounds, u request for more = EXTRA TIME.
17. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
18. Biting her nipples/his Dick = SUAREZ
19.Two legs on shoulder = THROWING.
20. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on d sideline.
21. A lady usings pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
22.Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaa ­al....


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