Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

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Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Pass it on don't laugh alone
Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends
become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend! Send this to all
your friends.

Fanpage
www.Facebook.com/naijawoow

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u get Time,I was smiling till I got to Arsenal part,why must u use arsenal?

lols, that arsenal own really got me laughing!

Great!

But that No.12 is too insensitive. There are people out there or even on Nairaland who are childless. How do you expect them to feel. I don't think it is a good joke.

To the guy above na just joke. @ op u try make it up.

iamodenigbo1:
u get Time,I was smiling till I got to Arsenal part,why must u use arsenal?

But Arsenal were Barren for More Dan 8yrs..
B4 dem come get one cripple baby wey be d FA cup dem carry last season..

hifaif:
Great!

But that No.12 is too insensitive. There are people out there or even on Nairaland who are childless. How do you expect them to feel. I don't think it is a good joke.

Ok Ok every1 is on No:12 and ma hands are up..
I surrender all..

Bigloaf:
To the guy above na just joke.

Imagine a woman who has been childless for say 8 years coming across this joke.

She laughs until she gets to NO 12. What do you think her reactions would be?

It is too sensitive. You can joke about someone's ugliness but about their childlessness, bro, that would be cruel