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Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ThugLife1(m): 3:53pm On Apr 20, 2008
SAM MILLA:

you will soon dance the same way outside your room
and we will contribute money to buy chains for you
grin cheesy
That is madness ooooooooooooooo cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 3:55pm On Apr 20, 2008
Before nko, u bin think say na breakdance>?
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by SamMilla1(m): 3:57pm On Apr 20, 2008
I AM DONATING 20 NAIRALAND DOLLAR IN ADVANCE
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ThugLife1(m): 3:59pm On Apr 20, 2008
I think say street Dance ooooooooo

Oya make all Kuvuki resident follow me dance cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 4:00pm On Apr 20, 2008
I am donating cage filled with debris in advance. What a pity!
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by Nobody: 4:04pm On Apr 20, 2008
You lot can't dance shocked lipsrsealed
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 4:07pm On Apr 20, 2008
Ibk wan follow am dance? Shooooooooooooou shocked
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ThugLife1(m): 4:08pm On Apr 20, 2008
Give me a bottle of red label and watch me dancing to like Michael Jackson
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by Nobody: 4:09pm On Apr 20, 2008
You all dance like headless chickens tongue Shioooooooooooooooor cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by SamMilla1(m): 4:11pm On Apr 20, 2008
red label + weed = naked dance in d street.
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by Nobody: 4:13pm On Apr 20, 2008
Heheheheh unclothedness is bad lipsrsealed
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by SamMilla1(m): 4:13pm On Apr 20, 2008
tell thugy boy, he doesnt listen to milla
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 4:17pm On Apr 20, 2008
Oya! Thuggy! Start to the craze and show urself for this place. Thuggimental!
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by Nobody: 4:17pm On Apr 20, 2008
thuggy, unclothedness is bad  shocked
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ThugLife1(m): 4:19pm On Apr 20, 2008
check my profile,taking 5th bottle of smirn off cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ThugLife1(m): 4:19pm On Apr 20, 2008
ibkaye:

thuggy, unclothedness is bad shocked
Naked is not bad if you are there one on one cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by SamMilla1(m): 4:22pm On Apr 20, 2008
Thug Life:

check my profile,taking 5th bottle of smirn off cheesy

so na smirnoff wey get only 5% alcohol u dey drink,
i be think say u follow shacky guyz like us
wey dey shack hennesy direct from d bottle
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by Nobody: 4:23pm On Apr 20, 2008
How about drinking maltina, alcohol is yucky lipsrsealed
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ayusman16(m): 4:28pm On Apr 20, 2008
Sammy, no mind thuggy. Na d smell of Smirnoff dey knock am silly!
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by joey007(m): 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2008
that so lovely, the lizard drank 4000toones of water. hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by Cayon(f): 6:24pm On Apr 20, 2008
nah, the "catch" line is - the Monkey thought the Croc was the lizard shocked

Peace
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ThugLife1(m): 8:15pm On Apr 20, 2008
SAM MILLA:

so na smirnoff wey get only 5% alcohol u dey drink,
i be think say u follow shacky guys like us
wey dey shack hennesy direct from d bottle

Liar
Hennessy direct from the bottle?
You will dance naked oooooooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by TOYOSI20(f): 12:23am On Apr 21, 2008
@Joke

Nice n fresh, cool
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by tufe(m): 11:50am On Apr 21, 2008
seconded cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by SamMilla1(m): 11:51am On Apr 21, 2008
firsted before
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by tufe(m): 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2008
who ask u smiley
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by SamMilla1(m): 12:03pm On Apr 21, 2008
i asked myself,
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by tufe(m): 2:07pm On Apr 21, 2008
Kolo in da house
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by ituen(m): 7:28am On Apr 22, 2008
@Poster

Well done. the joke rocks anytime of the day
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Apr 22, 2008
funny stuff
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by tufe(m): 2:09pm On Apr 23, 2008
u no show teeth today cheesy
Re: The Lizard And The Monkey by sammy6(m): 3:01pm On Apr 23, 2008
Really nice

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