A billionaire dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in.

After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, "Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don't you get yourself something to eat?"

The billionaire goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. "I'm a billionaire" he says, "I'm a busy man, I don't have time to wait in line."

The others say, "You're in heaven now, we're all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!"

A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the billionaire notices a man come dashing in wearing a 3 piece suit and accompanied by a 6 man entourage. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep.

"Hey," he says to the guy in front of him, "Who does that guy think he is?" "Oh, that's God," says the guy, "He likes to play billionaire."

uhm,Ok

thanks, but i think i need to know this ifyalways that has been crucifying my jokes.

hmmn.
****see you see burning fire****
farts and zooms off

[i]*drags her back and sits her down*[/i]now introduce ur self

well i care not.

good to hear.
she isnt perturbed.
J is for jollof rice

well am not a she . joseph is my name u can as well call me joey

need i say that. . . .
joey is a man oooo

and they guy just wan open eyes enter fire

lol
Joseph the dreamer then
***sings sweetly. . .dreammmmmmmmmms dreams dreams****
gives him a resounding and reverbrating slap and zooms off

na you sabi

lol
Joseph nice to meet you.
come forward for your newbie kiss and bla bla bla session

hey milla r u jealous, just when me n ify begin to agree, there is an intruder

lol bla bla bla session! jokes section grammer abi

b4 una start spoiling him
he needs to register first at the kuvuki institute of bla bla ology

@ joey
i've got me eyes on you boy

Sam uhm. . .i heard you came with bleeding gums and a tiny bla bla bla instrument so . .nuffin for you.   kpele

Joseph the dreamer boy are you ready  

SAM MILLA:


so it has come to calling me intruder, ify was grilling u before and i was helping u out

no problem, but remember ify is fire and it needs waters like me to settle her down

you are more like sand

Joey are we ready?. . . . . bla bla bla here we come !

ok o, i will be waiting my ibo brother

am sorry milla

yeap ify

@ sammie
what did you think she though?
dont corrupt her for me ooo


@ ify
corrupt and baptise that newbie joey since clemcy aint here to do it

lol
Joey see you see heaven cafeteria

which kin kimi u bi

i cant get corrupted saucekid

SAM MILLA:

@joey
rule number one, make money before going to ify
no 2, don't forget number one

money is evil

tell him ooo babe

Money answers lots of things. . .henessy,korrect ganja,water bed for sweet and korrect bla bla bla,vacations in and out kukuvi land abeg douggggggggggggggggh is good.