Frnds plizz hear me out b4 I do sumting funny here. I promised Felicia 10k last week as we were chatting on BBM. She came to Abuja yesterday, an unexpected visit. This morning, she asked me of the 10k I promised her. I then told her that I want to leave for Makurdi in the next 5mins. I gave her my First Bank ATM Card that she should take it and withdraw all she wanted (knowing fully well that I had less than 3k in that account).
As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing that she will come crying back to me. As I got to AYA Junction, Moses my elder brother called me on the phone saying "Lucky, you don get the alert, I just dey komot from First Bank oh! I don pay that 80k wey I been owe you into your account, thanks".

Mheeeen, see sweat! Few minutes later, I got the alert!! Confirm 80k credited. I wan die as d money enter.

Tried calling Felicia's phone, switched off.
Tried PING!!! PING!!! No delivery.
The Next minute, Alerts: 20k debited, 20k debited, 20k debited, 20k debited. Even the last 2k withdrawn.

I no know wetin happen to me, I found myself on hos
pital bed. Now they are asking me what happened?
But what will I say


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lol. Wat do u mean wat will u say? Tell dem wat u've just told us

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

There is a thread about this already...here on nairaland..termed karma. So bro find something else talk.

This should be in the joke section.