I give you question joke posting here.  If you already heard this jokes before, please apologize. Jokes is not my bag here on NL! I will give REAL ANSWER after the person on NL posted  his/her answer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

old but i still love it

@ibkaye

Correct: actually, BECAUSE 7 ate 9!

uspry1:

@ibkaye

Correct: actually, BECAUSE 7 ate 9!

hehehe oops, i guess i should have spelt it that way instead of using '8', nice one though, keep doing watchu doing

[center]The Forgotten Anniversary [/center]
Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and GUESS WHAT SHE GET?

LOL BATHROOM SCALE

Dang @ibkaye, THAT IS CORRECT!

Also Ron has been missing since Friday!!!

@Sam
lol the wife told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!!" as in when she stands on the scale the arrow goes from 0 to 200 within 6 seconds, meaning the wife is orobo, the husband is calling his wife FATTY BOOM BOOM get it?

SAM MILLA:

don't get this one ibk n uspry
explain

@Sam

Briefly, Ron's wife nags knowingly that Ron always forget about their wedding anniversary! I strongly believe that Ron have no idea what kind of wedding annivery gift will be but remembered wife said ", goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 second" He chose a BATHROOM SCALE for her.

It must be overweight wife he tired of her naggings all those year. So he disappears on the weekend! LOL!

A child points his finger to a stranger's ear staring at the same time asking a question:

What is something hold on behind the ear with covered all around the external ear canal?

my AK 47 about to blast you off

hehehe you got me here uspry, i no know o

What is something hold on behind the ear with covered all around the external ear canal?

ibkaye:

hehehe you got me here uspry, i no know o

Yep! Yep! I GOT YOU! I wish you ought see me dancing in motion (I don't know the name of dancing with arms circling)

I decided stop using google anymore. Use my real life experiences I find lot of people asking stupid questions.

ANSWER: a hearing aid behind the ear!

[img]http://www.nidcd.nih.gov/staticresources/health/hearing/images/ha_types.jpg[/img]

uspry1:

Yep! Yep! I GOT YOU! I wish you ought see me dancing in motion (I don't know the name of dancing with arms circling)

I decided stop using google anymore. Use my real life experiences I find lot of people asking stupid questions.

ANSWER: a hearing aid behind the ear!

lol! good one, keep em coming hun

sanctions them to security check

Grown Adult asks me question: How do you know when the emergency siren coming behind you while you are driving on the road and you cannot hear at all?

light flashing?

bravo

@ibkaye that is Correct: siren flashing is the number one sensitive GETTING ATTENTION to deaf drivers QUICKLY.

That is why most deaf customers have special device with lamp flashing or strobe light for doorbell ring/knock, phone ring, and baby crying!!!

but that cant help in this country

My brother and his girl getting it on in the room next door

who is that ur bro

Sam

Keku ka imelo?

actually, its KEDU KA IMERE

ahh, my bad ok kedu ka imere?

Sam my grand mum dey find you. Report immediately.