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Happy Birthday To Me by ebamma(m): 8:02am On May 12, 2013
Decades ago a boy was born, to one beautiful fair lady, the day of his birth, garri was served to all those who came to share in the family's joy,
The boy grew up fast, when he was a kid, he always said that he wanted to be an engineer, but when he reached secondary school he realised that to pass physics, chemistry and further maths no be beans, so he switched to art, and studied economics
The boy loves arsenal football club, enjoys watching spartacus and games of throne, loves eating garri,loves phucking atleast two girls a week,and dreams of phucking rihanna someday,
That boy was me,
all well wishers who wish to celebrate this good day with me, should visit me at my house at Number 10 maimuna street maiduguri, borno state,
Guns and bombs will be very plenty, please endeavour to come with a bullet proof vest

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Re: Happy Birthday To Me by bingbagbo(m): 10:29am On May 12, 2013
happy birthday bro......












may you grow to be 41 embarassedhappy birthday bro......
Re: Happy Birthday To Me by Nobody: 11:36am On May 12, 2013
HBD dearie
Re: Happy Birthday To Me by SlyIg(f): 6:28pm On May 12, 2013
Ado ok my bros!
Remember to serve them with 'edikang iwa' too. Lolsssss...

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