Hey nairaland teens!!! Yes teens. Am a teenager, cool headed, smart, school freak. I've been trending nairaland for some time now. So I've decided within me that getting a teen girlfriend is quite possible here. So I need a girl between 16-18, yup, no more but might slightly be lesser.
CRITERIA
*must be christian
*intelligent
*lagosian
*must be extremely brilliant to challenge me educationally, because I don't need a dummy who says yes to every theory I state without verification.
*Iove gals who challenge, so holla me on 08098779632, BBM 22A86DCF.
Again I've noticed some dudes open treads and beef the op. GUESS WHAt!!! Am prepared, I'll give it to u in full DOSE.

You want 16 - 18 or lesser? So you are one of those people who sexually abuse little girls
And you want a child with these qualities you mentioned? You need to see a psychiatrist.

FemiAdenekan: You want 16 - 18 or lesser? So you are one of those people who sexually abuse little girls
And you want a child with these qualities you mentioned? You need to see a psychiatrist.

Hey idiot. I tink u're trending the wrong thread. Okay now read carefully from the start, AM A TEENAGER. Did u go to school at all, or better still were u properly groomed on how to read and write? For u info, I opened this thread for socially dilapidated beings like u. I only asked for my level. Even if u could understand properly u will see I only needed a STUDY MATE. Get a life u RETARD. F*** off my thread pls.

Besides who will like to study with a socially bleeped up person like you? Its apparent you don't have friends or anybody around you or even remotely. Besideu didnt include your age, so you asking me if it didn't occur to me that you are a teenager is stupidd.
And you think you have big mouth to lash people over what they say, then you're welcome to Nairaland where your Bleep up will be treÀted accordingly. Fuckingg retardd.reading your books is a big trouble for you? That's the beginning of the end of your life bro. Reply me. Fooolish child.

And people ask why there was widespread failure in the UTME exams. Children can no longer read without having girlfriends and boyfriends.

Our kids need re-orientation.

FemiAdenekan: Besides who will like to study with a socially bleeped up person like you? Its apparent you don't have friends or anybody around you or even remotely. Besideu didnt include your age, so you asking me if it didn't occur to me that you are a teenager is stupidd.
And you think you have big mouth to lash people over what they say, then you're welcome to Nairaland where your Bleep up will be treÀted accordingly. Fuckingg retardd.reading your books is a big trouble for you? That's the beginning of the end of your life bro. Reply me. Fooolish child.

HAHAHAHA!!!! Did u know?
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than
to open your mouth and prove it. U got me laughing. Please did u see any Femi Adenakan tagged to my post? Talking about having friends, bro I refresh my list, am no RETARD like u. And u know what I think?
You must have been born on a highway because
that's where most accidents happen. Pls go to bed right now, I wouldn't want an OLD gay like YOU replying my insulting lines with ur shambolic lame verse. And GUESS what,
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I
had water, I'd drink it.
Did u say why? Its simply because
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody
on it is a prick.. Looks like I finally found a SCAPE-GOAT relishing the BATTLE OLD man. Pls do keep me company. RETARDED GHOST Cheers!! Keep it ROLLING!!!

braine: And people ask why there was widespread failure in the UTME exams. Children can no longer read without having a girlfriend.

Another dumb ass. Ooooh jesus. U really herad my prayers tonight. See slowpoke vomiting crap. Pls exit the thread before I place ur future under surveillance.

Rehnoy: HAHAHAHA!!!! Did u know?
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than
to open your mouth and prove it. U got me laughing. Please did u see any Femi Adenakan tagged to my post? Talking about having friends, bro I refresh my list, am no RETARD like u. And u know what I think?
You must have been born on a highway because
that's where most accidents happen. Pls go to bed right now, I wouldn't want an OLD gay like YOU replying my insulting lines with ur shambolic lame verse. And GUESS what,
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I
had water, I'd drink it.
Did u say why? Its simply because
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody
on it is a prick.. Looks like I finally found a SCAPE-GOAT relishing the BATTLE OLD man. Pls do keep me company. RETARDED GHOST Cheers!! Keep it ROLLING!!!

Read your signature.

You really don't have any justification bro. All the ranting you're doing is not necessary. You must be one of those kids whom their parents isolate entirely, know your type.

braine:

Read your signature.

*yawns* don't tell me u're still here. Are u really gonna make me eat my words? Ooooh am so scared! LMAO.

braine: You really don't have any justification bro. All the ranting you're doing is not necessary. You must be one of those kids whom their parents isolate entirely, know your type.

. ISOLATE u say? U and I who is isolated? Finding refuge on my thread won't keep u company old man. Pls seek refuge somewhere else. I see no reason why a reasoning being should jump into a hole WHILE I stated CLEARLY that there are pythons in duh hole. Now bro tell me, WHO IS ISOLATED?

Rehnoy: HAHAHAHA!!!! Did u know?
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than
to open your mouth and prove it. U got me laughing. Please did u see any Femi Adenakan tagged to my post? Talking about having friends, bro I refresh my list, am no RETARD like u. And u know what I think?
You must have been born on a highway because
that's where most accidents happen. Pls go to bed right now, I wouldn't want an OLD gay like YOU replying my insulting lines with ur shambolic lame verse. And GUESS what,
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I
had water, I'd drink it.
Did u say why? Its simply because
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody
on it is a prick.. Looks like I finally found a SCAPE-GOAT relishing the BATTLE OLD man. Pls do keep me company. RETARDED GHOST Cheers!! Keep it ROLLING!!!

Lol. I see that you've watched too many American high school movies with all the girly lines you managed to pick up. And its obvious you're a very bored young person; so I refuse to let myself be your muse.

Get a life man, you need it.

Hey guys, keep it cool. Will you?

FemiAdenekan:

Lol. I see that you've watched too many American high school movies with all the girly lines you managed to pick up. And its obvious you're a very bored young person; so I refuse to let myself be your muse.

Get a life man, you need it.

. Movies u say? I don't need movies to put bullocks like u in there rightful place. And as for America, that was my high school. So pls old man u can stop guessing. I never invited u to ny thread in the first intance, because
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. So old man once again, GET THE F**k out of my Downline. Geeez WTF!!!

Caracta: Hey guys, keep it cool. Will you?

hey dearie! Somebody needs to be thought a cool mid-night lesson in a groove. So pls never mind.

Rehnoy: . Movies u say? I don't need movies to put bullocks like u in there rightful place. And as for America, that was my high school. So pls old man u can stop guessing. I never invited u to ny thread in the first intance, because
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired. So old man once again, GET THE F**k out of my Downline. Geeez WTF!!!

And I'm sure your parents did their best for you. Its sad what you turned out to be.

FemiAdenekan:

And I'm sure your parents did their best for you. Its sad what you turned out to be.

. Now am so sad I have to do this all over again. What pains me is that u're gay. Why do u keep stalking me for goodness sake?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable
-- like a coma? Or better still,
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? Why have you chosen to stare at frozen juice cans because they say,
"concentrate".. Pls man maintain ur route. U ain't in my class, and I don't wish to be in urs.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone
tried to put it out with a sledge hammer. NOW GERROUT.

Rehnoy: . Now am so sad I have to do this all over again. What pains me is that u're gay. Why do u keep stalking me for goodness sake?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable
-- like a coma? Or better still,
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? Why have you chosen to stare at frozen juice cans because they say,
"concentrate".. Pls man maintain ur route. U ain't in my class, and I don't wish to be in urs.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone
tried to put it out with a sledge hammer. NOW GERROUT.

K.

FemiAdenekan:

K.

. Good Boy

I created a thread, Stating exactly what I needed, some bleeped up dudes appears from the amazon rain forest telling me that my Bleep up will be treated properly on NAIRALAND. My question now is where are the Bleep up doctors? Or was he just exaggerating? Ama turn nairaland into a DISSING WORLD.
Please moderators u guys really need to stop some fake assed dudes opening a thread and insulting the OP. I never tagged anybody's name to my Post. Just open a thread, read the content, if u've gat notin good to comment, u kindly use the back key. I don't take TRASH.

The poster should go see a psychiatrist ASAP. Everything about him is just abnormal, from attitude to personality and down to IQ. Dont bother replying me cos we're not in the same class. And i dont expect myself to exchange words with a sick teenager

Harbioollah: The poster should go see a psychiatrist ASAP. Everything about him is just abnormal, from attitude to personality and down to IQ. Dont bother replying me cos we're not in the same class. And i dont expect myself to exchange words with a sick teenager

Geeeeez don't tell me u're scared?

Harbioollah: The poster should go see a psychiatrist ASAP. Everything about him is just abnormal, from attitude to personality and down to IQ . Dont bother replying me cos we're not in the same class. And i dont expect myself to exchange words with a sick teenager

I've told Seun many times to put a sort of age limit to Nairaland joining.

FemiAdenekan:

I've told Seun many times to put a sort of age limit to Nairaland joining.

And that's how this fool idiot keeps following my thread. SMH. What a pity.

Seriously, y u guys hitting on d poor dude. Notin wrong in what he has said. And besides, aint like he's ur little brother u can just shout at or control. So ya'll shud quit being a big bully and go deal wit ur PERFECT lives. *drops mic*

rill: Seriously, y u guys hitting on d poor dude. Notin wrong in what he has said. And besides, aint like he's ur little brother u can just shout at or control. So ya'll shud quit being a big bully and go deal wit ur PERFECT lives. *drops mic*

Finally, somebody is reasoning along with me. Thanks buddy.