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Two Things Involved ........*jamb* by Testdabrain: 8:56pm On May 13, 2013 |
TWO THINGS INVOLVED.... *JAMB* In this life, there are 2 tinx involved. Either u re in Nigeria or u are outside Nigeria. If you are outside Nigeria, u are safe. If you are in Nigeria, dere are two things involved. Either you go to skool, or you learn work. If you learn work, you are safe, if you go to school, there are two tinx involved. It's Either you write jamb or u dont write. If u dont write, you are safe, if you write, there are two things involved. It's either you pass or u fail. If u pass you are safe, but if you fail, there are two things involved. It is Either you write again or you dont write nd go nd learn work. If you learn work, you are safe but if you write again, there are two things involved. Either your pass or u fail again. If you pass, you are safe . but if you fail again, there are two things involved. It's either your father chase you from the haus, or u go on your own. If you go on your own, you are safe. If your father pursues you, dere are two things involved. It's either you are frustrated or you continue with ur life. If you can continue with ur life, you are safe. If you are frustrated, there are two things involved. It's either you commit suicide or you commit murder. If you commit suicide u are safe, but if you commit murder, there are two things involved. It's either police arrest you or they shoot at sight. If they arrest you, you are safe but if they shoot you at sight, there are two things involved. It's either u die or u are saved in the hospital. If you are saved in the hospital, you are safe. But if you are dead, there are two things involved. It's either you go to heaven or you go to hell. If you go to heaven, you are safe, but if you go to hell, there is only one thing involved . ......YOUR OWN DON FINISH! |
Re: Two Things Involved ........*jamb* by sKeetz(m): 1:25pm On May 14, 2013 |
*yawns into sleep* |
Re: Two Things Involved ........*jamb* by mo6man: 10:18am On May 15, 2013 |
Worst joke ever |
Re: Two Things Involved ........*jamb* by Exponental(m): 9:23am On May 17, 2013 |
Good beginning, bad finishing! I bet if basket mouth sees it, he will be disappointed. |
Re: Two Things Involved ........*jamb* by ERICKOS: 9:42am On May 18, 2013 |
the greatest mistake was reading this dry nd worsf joke ever.i just wasted my time |
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