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Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(m): 5:47am On Apr 22, 2008 |
To the 3 chiefs of Kuvukiland and fellow Kuvukians who have been here through thick and thin i have noticed that there is an influx of users into the jokes section and some people do not even sleep again sef. Normally this posters take permission from the people of kuvukiland befoe any replies from "outsiders" are posted. I know that sammy has been ding his work well enough but these guys are supposed to pay "marchin ground money" before they even reply a post. Abi dem don give sammy the "package" and sammy don chop clean mouth? |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Apr 22, 2008 |
imagine some of the refugees are to tryn to share my bed space in kuvuki chei i don surfer o |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(m): 9:22am On Apr 22, 2008 |
. . . and if ur not careful, dem go snatch ur husband. Me i don tie bell for the waists of all my wives so that i go know where dem dey |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ayusman16(m): 11:07am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Maybe u should summon all the kuvuki chieftains to a crucial meeting. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by nightnurse(f): 11:19am On Apr 22, 2008 |
una self don dey fall my hand, chiefs cheifs all the time, una dey here things dey spoil |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by SamMilla1(m): 11:23am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Kuvuki is undergoing integration at the moment Reason, The number of males grew bigger last month. The system code 101 which states that the ratio of women to men should be atleast 2 to 1 so far , only ituen has been able to maintain the status of multiple concubines The Chief of defence, Gen saucekid complained yesterday We do not want to witness military coup again in our land The integration law was passed and signed by me while ituen was busy learning new swimming strokes with sharks in the high sea. Two new women have been integrated so far They have been issued kuvukian passports and NAT ID cards. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ayusman16(m): 11:27am On Apr 22, 2008 |
na democracy dem they do for kuvukiland nah! which one come be things dey spoil. and dis Sam Mulla sef. Him dey use him position they snatch babes from people hand. I suggest he's impeached |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by nightnurse(f): 11:31am On Apr 22, 2008 |
2nded oo Sam don Bleep me up big time |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 11:40am On Apr 22, 2008 |
@POst i totally agree. The influx into the joke section these days is tremendous, and whats worse is that these people have no respect for our laws. To the three Chiefs and to The National Assembly of Kuvuki. I think it is time we write Out our Land's Constitution. Order ought to be restored in this place. Signed Chief Tufe(All Awards Recognized) |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 11:43am On Apr 22, 2008 |
Sammie U have a case to answer. Its either u ate the Marching Ground fee or U import them babes for PRIVATE USE ONLY[b][/b] I can't even find my bed in my room again After all we went thru to build Kuvukiland I am very sure u sent Migines outta here because of what he could do All original and unadulterated, unexpired KUVUKIANS If you will agree lets veto on easing Sam Milla Out WhATCHA all thunk |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 11:57am On Apr 22, 2008 |
WAIT !!! u have to chill for the chiefs to delibrate b4 u can bring up such a suggestion |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
my bed space is very important! sammie do something about the refuges or else, |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by SamMilla1(m): 12:09pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
easing out already approved by me |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by torture: 12:26pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
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Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 1:13pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
this aint the section for that |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by SamMilla1(m): 1:45pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
torture: why dont you tell everybody, why do you have to mention my name as if i am the only person who needs money any way thanks but i am not interested |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ohilebo(m): 1:56pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Any Person wen dey look for his or her missing Kuvukiland Passport or wants a New Passport for a very cheap fee should contact me , Just being nice and willing to help out |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ztyle(m): 2:12pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
ANd SamY why didn't delete his post? if na my own now u go delete am sharp sharp. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 2:17pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
U see Peopss Someone asking Sammie to come and make money These are one of them people we are talking about Maybe its even a bosom Sammie pls eject that bosom or, |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 2:20pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
@ztyle i hope u are not in any way giving sammy any trouble. cuz as it stands now, i am out to get anyone that dare annoys my moderator. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ohilebo(m): 2:39pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Who wants Kuvukiland Passport ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ztyle(m): 2:44pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
tufe:Omo meLO Down, i fit annoy the KING, i just dey tell am my mind. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 2:55pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
watch dude |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by StephenP(m): 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
torture: I don't get it. He is spamming the board yet, his post isn't deleted. I've seen this same post in other threads the only difference is he always changes the name to match that of the moderator. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 3:10pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Sam, i think u know what to do |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by StephenP(m): 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Yup, and it's not going be the first time he's done it anyway. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ztyle(m): 3:20pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
i guess he is sleeping, he browse allnight yesterday. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 3:23pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
@stephen . . and whats that supposed to mean?? @ztyle watch what u say about Sam. u guys criticism is beginning to get on my nerves, and i hate when people that appreciate other peoples efforts. i wudnt want to start with anyone |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
start it man |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by StephenP(m): 3:34pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
@Tufe, Whoa I don't see any criticism in what I said, and I do not know what you are getting angry. It is really not that important. |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
alright, we good then. clem, f**k off |
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(m): 3:42pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Sam Milla I appreciate the efforts in making all males in kuvuki have pairs. But these babes need to be introduced to the chiefs before they are passed on to Clemcy (Midwife of Kuvuki) to be certified as fit for Kuvuki males. As of now, no male is complaining of chics so i think that the babes shld pledge loyalty. I also noticed that guys from other threads come in here and try to harass kuvuki babes to the extent of a high chief (my wives are victims). As a matter of fact, u cant even stay up there in aso rock and command the chiefs Our assasins have been on holidays n wld like to start work immediately. LETS HOPE THEY DONT DO U BY MISTAKE |
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