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Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 9:07am On May 25, 2009 |
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' 2 Likes |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Ben13: 10:04am On May 25, 2009 |
tessy howdy |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 10:10am On May 25, 2009 |
Ay, ay, ay, Ben. You have found someone else these days, haven't you? Ok, I will wait for you because I roff you Long tym sha, mambo mvulana |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 10:36am On May 25, 2009 |
teisssys darling, stop flirting |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 10:52am On May 25, 2009 |
Lolabbey: Rotfl My friend and I are simply bonding, take it easy o |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 11:09am On May 25, 2009 |
hmmm,bonding? |
Re: Girls Night Out: by sylve11: 11:16am On May 25, 2009 |
@mom, how's dat ur bussiness? |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 12:12pm On May 25, 2009 |
ehmmm,u knw . , . . . . . |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 12:59pm On May 25, 2009 |
sylve11: Ask her jor |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 1:06pm On May 25, 2009 |
tatafo |
Re: Girls Night Out: by romsky: 2:32pm On May 25, 2009 |
above & below moi |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 1:17pm On May 26, 2009 |
and na me dey below and above u . . . . . . .wht a coincidence |
Re: Girls Night Out: by romsky: 1:18pm On May 26, 2009 |
kudos |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 2:00pm On May 26, 2009 |
Lolabbey: Asante Madam Tatafo |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 2:09pm On May 26, 2009 |
honey pie how u dey |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 2:31pm On May 26, 2009 |
I dey fine sweet-chocolate-coated-creamy pofpof |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 4:59pm On May 26, 2009 |
hmmmm all dese adjectives for me alone |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Ben13: 6:46pm On May 26, 2009 |
just take it as a compliment. my second girlfriend, tessy is trying to know my first, wella. |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 8:07am On May 27, 2009 |
Buahahahahahahaha. . . So you be polygamist, eh? |
Re: Girls Night Out: by tytylayor: 8:16am On May 27, 2009 |
hmm dis is just d beginning, d father has 5, n he's sure goin to do better dan d father |
Re: Girls Night Out: by tytylayor: 8:16am On May 27, 2009 |
gud jab there tessystem |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 8:54am On May 27, 2009 |
Thank you sista. |
Re: Girls Night Out: by tytylayor: 9:07am On May 27, 2009 |
karibu |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 9:31am On May 27, 2009 |
Asante |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Lolabbey: 12:28pm On May 27, 2009 |
sweet niece |
Re: Girls Night Out: by jmkbond(f): 12:31pm On May 27, 2009 |
yiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 1:01pm On May 27, 2009 |
Huh?! |
Re: Girls Night Out: by Ben13: 1:13pm On May 27, 2009 |
tessy darling. . . been missing you |
Re: Girls Night Out: by dani1luv: 1:16pm On May 27, 2009 |
Been missin. yo.u also. |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 1:26pm On May 27, 2009 |
Missing you too Benjy. Am back, I hd to go for lunch before Dani1luv gives me a warning for overstaying on Nland So, how far. Unamsifu Mungu? |
Re: Girls Night Out: by DHead(m): 1:34pm On May 27, 2009 |
@Poster Sweat n dry U mean u don't ve anythin better |
Re: Girls Night Out: by teissys(f): 1:39pm On May 27, 2009 |
No, I don't. You are the one who has something better so go and do it |
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