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Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 2:11pm On Apr 22, 2008
During an english lesson on parts of speech,
he following conversation ensued between
the teacher and a student.

Teacher: what is a verb?

student: a verb is an item found in a bicycle tyre.

teacher: what are u saying?

student: it is a complete statement

teacher: are u mad?

student: it is a question sir

teacher: dont be stupid!

student: it's an advice sir.

teacher: stpo that nonsense

student: it's a command sir

teacher: u r an idiot.

student: it's an insult sir.

teacher: get out of my class

student: it's an order sir
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 2:18pm On Apr 22, 2008
lol grin
thats my yummie.

good going girl wink
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 2:33pm On Apr 22, 2008
life after death


a girl walked up to her mom and the followeing conversation ensued:

girl: mom, is there life after death?

mom: yes

girl: thank God

mom: why?

girl: i killed dad
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2008
WTF !!!

rotflmao grin grin
Re: Parts Of Speech by StephenP(m): 3:02pm On Apr 22, 2008
Tytylayor, the second one is tight. Nice job.
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Apr 22, 2008
thats my yum cheesy
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 3:51pm On Apr 22, 2008
Birthday Hint


It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow.
When I asked her what she wanted,
she hinted that something with diamonds would be nice.
So I've bought her a packet of playing cards!
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 4:06pm On Apr 22, 2008
she shud go and gamble? cool
Re: Parts Of Speech by StanP(m): 4:35pm On Apr 22, 2008
reminds of good old gambling days, quick money
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 4:45pm On Apr 22, 2008
hmmmm gambler grin
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 12:24pm On Apr 23, 2008
tyty is that the answer?
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 1:21pm On Apr 23, 2008
answer to wat yummie
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 1:30pm On Apr 23, 2008
never mind baby kiss kiss
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 1:35pm On Apr 23, 2008
aiit yummie kiss kiss
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 1:46pm On Apr 23, 2008
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Parts Of Speech by aristole(m): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2008
Oga ooooo
Re: Parts Of Speech by clemcykul(f): 3:40pm On Apr 23, 2008
tyte jokes tytylayo keep em coming grin
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2008
@aristole,

u dey jealous cheesy
Re: Parts Of Speech by clemcykul(f): 4:48pm On Apr 23, 2008
leave am na jealous grasshopper
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 4:59pm On Apr 23, 2008
correct
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 3:13pm On May 06, 2008
y'she jealous

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