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Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 2:11pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
During an english lesson on parts of speech, he following conversation ensued between the teacher and a student. Teacher: what is a verb? student: a verb is an item found in a bicycle tyre. teacher: what are u saying? student: it is a complete statement teacher: are u mad? student: it is a question sir teacher: dont be stupid! student: it's an advice sir. teacher: stpo that nonsense student: it's a command sir teacher: u r an idiot. student: it's an insult sir. teacher: get out of my class student: it's an order sir |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 2:18pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
lol thats my yummie. good going girl |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 2:33pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
life after death a girl walked up to her mom and the followeing conversation ensued: girl: mom, is there life after death? mom: yes girl: thank God mom: why? girl: i killed dad |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
WTF !!! rotflmao |
Re: Parts Of Speech by StephenP(m): 3:02pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Tytylayor, the second one is tight. Nice job. |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
thats my yum |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 3:51pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
Birthday Hint It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she hinted that something with diamonds would be nice. So I've bought her a packet of playing cards! |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 4:06pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
she shud go and gamble? |
Re: Parts Of Speech by StanP(m): 4:35pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
reminds of good old gambling days, quick money |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 4:45pm On Apr 22, 2008 |
hmmmm gambler |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 12:24pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
tyty is that the answer? |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 1:21pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
answer to wat yummie |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 1:30pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
never mind baby |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 1:35pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
aiit yummie |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 1:46pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Re: Parts Of Speech by aristole(m): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
Oga ooooo |
Re: Parts Of Speech by clemcykul(f): 3:40pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
tyte jokes tytylayo keep em coming |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 3:42pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
@aristole, u dey jealous |
Re: Parts Of Speech by clemcykul(f): 4:48pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
leave am na jealous grasshopper |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tufe(m): 4:59pm On Apr 23, 2008 |
correct |
Re: Parts Of Speech by tytylayor: 3:13pm On May 06, 2008 |
y'she jealous |
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