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Bank Robbery! by bigt2(m): 11:44pm On May 15, 2013
There was this robbery in town, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (diploma trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated),"Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonightTV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays
experience is more important than paper qualifications! ­"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the Ksh 5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom -->
Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count 20
million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much asgold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the NSE shares are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!" cool

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