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Condom by Nobody: 5:36am On May 16, 2013
Imagine you went out to buy CONDOM. Immediately you said give me CON" then you realize your "PASTOR" is behind you. What will you add to the "CON" to save yourself
Re: Condom by Queendo(f): 6:43am On May 16, 2013
I'll add beef
Re: Condom by Cashio(m): 8:00am On May 16, 2013
I will add 'dom'....cos it's my life nd not my pastor's

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Re: Condom by Nobody: 8:07am On May 16, 2013
Id say it condom....atleast im protecting myself so y would it b an issue na
Re: Condom by Dygeasy(m): 8:31am On May 16, 2013
nadia_SA: Id say it condom....atleast im protecting myself so y would it b an issue na
Cashio: I will add 'dom'....cos it's my life nd not my pastor's
i wonder o.
Re: Condom by Nobody: 8:34am On May 16, 2013
Dygeasy: i wonder o.
my mom my pastor so it be good for her to know that her daughter playing it safe o... As she taught me
Re: Condom by Dygeasy(m): 8:43am On May 16, 2013
nadia_SA: my mom my pastor so it be good for her to know that her daughter playing it safe o... As she taught me
lol... True that!

Good morning tho!
Re: Condom by Nobody: 8:59am On May 16, 2013
Dygeasy: lol... True that!

Good morning tho!
morning sweetz
Re: Condom by MrCork: 11:54am On May 16, 2013
..17inches looong is no joke and i cant even find my size undecided
Re: Condom by Nobody: 12:09pm On May 16, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
..17inches looong is no joke and i cant even find my size undecided
cheiiiiiiiii
Re: Condom by Nobody: 4:36pm On May 16, 2013
Me: madam give me con.......
Pastor walks in
Me: constipation medicine wink

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Re: Condom by Chillext(m): 6:47am On May 17, 2013
I will say, give me CORN..... Everything is possible in Nigeria
Re: Condom by Exponental(m): 6:51am On May 17, 2013
Not @ dis my age will I be shy of d word sex or condom. I know many people avoid them but it's inevitable. It's part of life. I will say CONDOM...... I'm sure he wont bother asking any question.

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