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Conversation Between The World Smartest Criminals by Donmichaelz(m): 11:32pm On May 17, 2013
There was this robbery in
Guangzhou, the robber
shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to
the state, life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing
Concept --> Changing the
conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber
shouted at her "Please be
civilized! This is a robbery and
not a rape!" This is called "Being
Professional --> Focus only on
what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back,
the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only primary school
educated), "Big bro, let's count
how much we got", the older
robber rebutted and said, "You
very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will
tell us how much we robbed
from the bank!" This is called "Experience -->
nowadays experience is more
important than paper
qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police
quickly. The supervisor says
"Wait, wait wait, let's put the
5 million RMB we embezzled
into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the
tide --> converting an
unfavorable situation to your
advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery
every month". This is called "Killing Boredom
--> Happiness is most
important."
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The next day, TV news
reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted
and counted, but they could
only count 20 million RMB. The
robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million
RMB, the bank manager took
80 million RMB with a snap of
his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated than to
be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is
worth as much as gold !" cool

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Re: Conversation Between The World Smartest Criminals by yoddy(m): 11:57pm On May 17, 2013
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!

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