SOME ANNOYING FACEBOOK
STATUS UPDATES:
1. Good night pals! (So make
we
cry?).

2. Am back pals! (From... where?
Prison or hospital?).

3. My
heart is broken, I will never
love again (No be new thing).

4. Am gonna be off for a while
(Safe journey, no be force to enter
Facebook).


5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I
didn't even notice u had gone...
Duh!).

6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).

7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen?
Why u
dey tell me? Na me wan give u
transport FARE?).

8. So Angry
(Go fight who provoke u ).

9. People are wicked (Na today
u
just dey know?).

10. Am in love (No be news).

11. I saw an angel (Na demon u for see b4?).

12. Money on my mind (Na so?
Here resemble CBN? Go rob
bank).

13. Ur pix looks nice (I know
b4 I put am).

14. Oh God my flight is delayed
(Take molue).

15. New look (Wetin be our
business?).

16. Am tired of this life (Who send u
come b4?).

17. I am off to church (Na baba
lawo place u for go)

18. Abuja Loading (U be
conductor?) Add yours...

old

Am guilty as charge oya cum nd sentence me.since u b judge.

Spare me! No one is guilty of anything. Whoever composed that must be a saddist or better still a jester. In case u dnt knw it is called "whats on ur mind" so whatever anyone decides to post is what is in their mind. Like it if u want, comment if u must otherwise pretend like u never saw it. Spare me! No one is guilty of anything. Whoever composed that must be a saddist or better still a jester. In case u dnt knw it is called "whats on ur mind" so whatever anyone decides to post is what is in their mind. Like it if u want, comment if u must otherwise pretend like u never saw it.