The cinema culture is fast returning at an appreciable pace after it declined in the 1990s. Today, cinemas like Ozone, Silverbird and Genesis Deluxe around the country are witnessing reasonable attendance. While the many rediscover the joy of blockbuster movies on a big screen, there are some persons who may be hell-bent on diverting your attention from the screenplay and this can be annoying. Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal gather some of these annoying things that Nigerians do at the cinema.



The prolific commentator

They are better commentators than Andy Gray and John Motson. However, they do not to run football commentaries but annoying movie commentaries at the cinema. They will narrate every scene, they cannot keep their emotions under wraps and they always have something to say about the movie. They cannot simply keep their mouth shut. This kind of people can be very frustrating.

The phone talkative

Your phone rings every second in the cinema hall and you pick it every time it rings. Even if you are a businessman, your phone should be on silent rather than disturbing others with your calls. It is better to just switch it off when you are at the movies. In addition, remember that you are on a date with your significant other, you should make it an eventful evening for her. However, for some people, they do not really care, they will convert the cinema into a phone call hub even though there is a clear sign that you should switch-off your phone.



The selfie addict

You cannot do without taking pictures even in the cinema. You flip out your phone, pose and click! These pictures are immediately uploaded on social media. It is either you take your pictures before or after the not everyone will be happy with the lousy display of your photography talent.



The crying baby

You will definitely regret going to the cinema if you are in the same hall with a crying baby. The question is why do some mothers bring their babies to the cinema? Because at a particular point during the movie, the baby will inescapably brawl its lungs. If this happens, you will have no choice than to leave the hall.

He who laughs last…

A comical scene was shown and everyone in the cinema hall laughs. However, for you that is when your laughter begins. You may be laughing last but you are definitely not laughing best as your laughter could bring you ridicule. It will be quite embarrassing if everyone in the hall shoot you with their piercing and angry pupil. You will have no choice than to compose.

In the cinema people behave awkwardly

That last point is killing. Some people don't even remember that they are not at home.

And the ones that cant stop kissing and making out..

nah crying baby dy annoy me pass

Na that commentating own dey vex me pass, they will not allow u to enjoy d movie u are watching, by the time dey tell u all what will happen, the suspense will no longer be there

Have never been to a cinema. So I ve no idea wat d op is saying

Did you pay the 1k for them

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Following.

M

I used to be guilty of no1

The Ashewos

Always staring around looking for a girl to mingle with,,,, they be like uncle Pls can you shift aside so I can sit near her,,, I can't see from that angle

I'm always unlucky to sit next to No 1.

The kind of cinema I go

I haven't been to a cinema

Make i get millions, cant be a cinema freak. Movie dat i cant enjoy, i like to picl every wod in a movie. i will not be able to rewind and yet wont get it dat once.

Nigerians only go to cinema coz dey wanna feel among. iiiiisssshhh!!!

M

What is cinema
Make I go pay 2k for wetin I dey watch free for broda Emeka shop even b4 the film come out

Na the one will dey watch while standing in front bro Emeka shop

I hate d Selfie part wit Infinix

What about both the loud and silent fart makers?

100% true. The worst is Genesis deluxe cinemas here in pH

Let me take you to bro Bayo shop now
We dey watch any latest film for there while standing and it's free

pretydiva:
Have never been to a cinema. So I ve no idea wat d op is saying

should i comment

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Here in NDA, we don't have time for such shit. Soldier till I go...

But it's fun sha

Why do I av. To go . To. The cinema and pay 1,500 ? Wen. I can. Get d cd plate at. 100 in d mrket.