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Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by yuzedo: 4:34pm On May 23, 2013 |
Soooooooo, worrabout sines and wondas? How will he paformed mirecles? |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Cashio(m): 4:35pm On May 23, 2013 |
monalicious: hilarious. its gradually getting there.God help us.......and u are very happy..WTF |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by mondbest(m): 4:36pm On May 23, 2013 |
nice one |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Artistree: 4:37pm On May 23, 2013 |
Inik: This is a joke that has been circulating on bbm since last month. It isn't funny anymoreAny time wey person wake up na morning. You saw it last month,it was ur morning. Op posted it today,it's his own morning,ok? |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Inik(m): 4:39pm On May 23, 2013 |
Artistree:Okay. Good morning 1 Like |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by seunny4lif(m): 4:41pm On May 23, 2013 |
Afam4eva: PASTOR: Praise the Lord.I no fit fall from mango tree becos i dey down already but very funny rolling on the bed |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Afam4eva(m): 4:42pm On May 23, 2013 |
Nuzo':It's already happening but you don't hear pastors telling people to turn their Ipads or cellphones to a scripture. |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 4:44pm On May 23, 2013 |
Nuzo': Lighten up mehn, joke tings |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Rockcalvary(m): 4:45pm On May 23, 2013 |
Why even go τ̅☺ church at all when they can just bc the sermon? |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by biodex(m): 4:45pm On May 23, 2013 |
Diz is absolutely funy...but its getting to that as far as am concern...church don't let d prophecy stick on on... |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nuzo1(m): 4:58pm On May 23, 2013 |
adaobi123: Don't get me wrong, I love jokes. In fact I could be a joker myself when necessary. However, what the op wrote is already taking place in ouur churches. Its not hearsay...I witness them every other sunday. A reoccuring joke is not funny to me. No offiense. |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by harlos: 4:59pm On May 23, 2013 |
SamConquer: Wait A Minute!You Posted This 'blasphemous Insult' For Me To Laugh.If It Where the days of the Romans You Will Have Being Tied To The Stake and Burnt To Ashes...It Is so bad how all this ''christain'' of nowadays reason..have you ever seen a Muslim mock his religion?(Irrespective of the Fact that the Islam religion Is a Fake Religion,But the Muslim people are making us beleive it is real,with all their extremism.)Dont Be a fool by commiting gravious sin in order to make people Laugh!And for the person that posted that picture up there,what Is the meaning of that...BASTA*RDSHasn't it been happening that some churches are now using ipad nd tablet pc in church?? So what is big deal in it, say the truth nd let the truth set u free. Shikena |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 4:59pm On May 23, 2013 |
Nuzo': Issokay, e go better |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nuzo1(m): 5:02pm On May 23, 2013 |
Afam4eva: Are you kidding me? |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 5:02pm On May 23, 2013 |
Must you always talk about the christians?,why dont you talk about muslims this way en?God is watching oh and he will judge everyone |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by ISBLIAC(m): 5:07pm On May 23, 2013 |
SamConquer: Wait A Minute!You Posted This 'blasphemous Insult' For Me To Laugh.If It Where the days of the Romans You Will Have Being Tied To The Stake and Burnt To Ashes...It Is so bad how all this ''christain'' of nowadays reason..have you ever seen a Muslim mock his religion?(Irrespective of the Fact that the Islam religion Is a Fake Religion,But the Muslim people are making us beleive it is real,with all their extremism.)Dont Be a fool by commiting gravious sin in order to make people Laugh!And for the person that posted that picture up there,what Is the meaning of that...BASTA*RDSyou think you're a good christian abi |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Chillypelly(m): 5:07pm On May 23, 2013 |
CHURCH SERVICE IN THE SOME CHURCHES IN LAS GIDI. PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Hallelujah. PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPad/ tablet PC bibles to 1Cor.13:13. ... MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13. Now these three things abide - PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please?. MEMBER: Eh - Galaxy tablet, Pastor. PASTOR: Oh i need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive/iPad 10 Yes, my dear sister Agatha [Agatha reads] ............... .............. ... [After sermon] PASTOR: We shall take our tithes and offerings. [Ushers direct the moving queue of members towards ATM machines and tellers with laptops where they make payments with ATM cards withdrawals and Master cards. [Announcement] SECRETARY: This week's meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group, pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow the Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling & prayers. God bless you all & have a wonderful week. [After benediction, members begin to post on their Facebook & nairaland walls about the service and others comment on them. |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by abatajjvii: 5:08pm On May 23, 2013 |
A nice one indeed |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Bandy10: 5:10pm On May 23, 2013 |
Hmmn funny church that believes in dogma enjoying gadgets produced by scientists that don't believe in dogma but in reasoning |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 5:10pm On May 23, 2013 |
Lilimax: Quite hilarious . it'll still be a church the internet is the same place for prayers, worship,etc |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by mesther96(f): 5:10pm On May 23, 2013 |
[quote author=Inik]This is a joke that has been circulating on bbm since last month. It isn't funny anymore[/quote]c bad mouth,u cnt post it 4 odas 2 enjoy n u sitin der talkin bullshit.mtchw |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Dreal1247: 5:12pm On May 23, 2013 |
From the look of things time will come when church services will b conducted through tv stations. People will just tune to the desired tv station from their homes. Dis really ICT age. |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by nannyo(f): 5:20pm On May 23, 2013 |
intresting |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by bibi4279(f): 5:22pm On May 23, 2013 |
Afam4eva: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. nice one lol!!!! |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by bibi4279(f): 5:23pm On May 23, 2013 |
m.esther96: y |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Lilimax(f): 5:25pm On May 23, 2013 |
joeydozzy:Nah, it must be under one roof and not in electronic gadget? |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by bibi4279(f): 5:25pm On May 23, 2013 |
Nuzo': is true ooo |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by coolheed: 5:26pm On May 23, 2013 |
Samconquer, Why must you mention Muslims in a negative manner when responding to a post that has nothing to do with the Muslim religion? I think this is uncivilized, uncultured and lack of respect for other people's belief. In addition, you referred to people as "bastard" in your concluding line. This is unwarranted as you can make your points without using strong and offensive words. 6 Likes |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 5:37pm On May 23, 2013 |
This Happens in Saudi Arabia where we have Christians in Remote area. lots of family join Church service online and also pay offering with use of cards. Its here already i'm tslking from experience Afam4eva: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by chizel: 5:37pm On May 23, 2013 |
Those that wait upon the lord shall do exploits |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by AbuMikey(m): 5:43pm On May 23, 2013 |
Funny ehn |
Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by oluezekiel(m): 5:45pm On May 23, 2013 |
Inik: This is a joke that has been circulating on bbm since last month. It isn't funny anymoreI got this joke last year October. Anyway, u popularized it. 1 Like |
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