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Some Nigerians'mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention! by Pelummy(f): 6:22pm On May 18, 2013
:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
:>Every Cat na Demon
:>Every Fine boy na Player.
:>Every light skin girl na Olosho
:>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga.
:>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
Re: Some Nigerians'mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention! by Nobody: 9:22pm On May 18, 2013
Pelummy:

:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
:>Every Cat na Demon
:>Every Fine boy na Player.
:>Every light skin girl na Olosho
:>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga.
:>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
Every rich man is a ritualist.
Re: Some Nigerians'mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention! by Sheenor: 3:39pm On May 19, 2013
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