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Akpors, Rev Fr. And D Grave-yrd :D by dplomaticVal: 10:02pm On May 18, 2013
Two friends were passing tru d grave
yard,dey saw a vry big mango tree full
of ripe mangos,dey paused alittle looked
around didn't see any1 passing,dey nw
climbed d tree nd started plucking d
mangos til it filled a bag dey wia
holding,dey nw decided to carry d tin to
wia dey wil shear d mangos,1 suggested
4 dem to inside d grave yard so dat no 1
wil see dem,dey nw slowly enter d grave
yard tru d front GATE,as dey wia
passing d gate 2 mangos fell on d
floor,dey left it den settled down in d
grave yard nd started shearing d
mangos,as dey wia shearing dem d
main man Akpos was nw passing tru d
gate of d grave yard,he was hearing a
tiny noise 4rm d grave yard he paused
a little ful of fear nd started
listening,wot he was hearing was"1 for
me,1 for u""1 for me,1 for u"fear entered
Akpos body he quietly started running
to dia village rev Father...he got dia
shouting father come nd see wia God nd
d devil are shearing dead bodies at d
grave yard,immediately father nd
Akpos nw ran bck to d grave yard and
stood infront of d gate,akpos told father
pls listen,dey paused nw started
listening,d voices continued"1 for me 1
for u""1 for me,1 for u"after a yl d
voiced stoped alittle,d next tin dat
Akpos nd d rev Father heard was "hey!!
Wot of d 2 at d gate"
..
...
....
....seee run!!!! Akpos nd d rev father
took off,d Rev father even dnt no wen
his bible fell of his hand as dey wia
running dey wia shouting pls oh we are
stil alive oh,we ar nt dead body oh!!!!!nt
knwing dey wia talking of d 2 mangos
dat droped at d gate lolzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Akpors, Rev Fr. And D Grave-yrd :D by bukatyne(f): 11:30pm On May 18, 2013
lol! this is good
Re: Akpors, Rev Fr. And D Grave-yrd :D by Sheenor: 3:16pm On May 19, 2013
oldie

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