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How To Fly A Plane by sylvestercole: 8:26am On May 19, 2013
A guy who was an
aeroplane cleaner
was cleaning the
pilot's cockpit and
saw a book entitled,
"How to fly an
aeroplane for
beginners, Vol. 1".
He opened the first
page which said; "To
start the engine,
press the red
button". He did so
and the airplane
engine started.
He was pleased and
opened the next
page, "To set airplane moving press blue button". He
did so and the plane started moving at an amazing
speed.
He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said;
"To let airplane fly, please press the green button".
He did so and the plane started to fly.
He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was
satisfied and wanted to land. He opened to the 4th
page.
The 4th page said, "To learnhow to land a plane,
please watch out for Volume 2.
hehehehehhhhehe hehe
na waoo for him

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Re: How To Fly A Plane by Visocrate(m): 8:31am On May 19, 2013
ABEG WHERE VOL 2 DEY
Re: How To Fly A Plane by flexeey: 4:13pm On May 20, 2013
LMAOOOOOO na suicide mission

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