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| Differences Between You And Your Boss by ayusman16(m): 3:20pm On Apr 24, 2008 |
When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by ituen(m): 5:55am On Apr 25, 2008 |
nice one though ive seen it b4 |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by ayusman16(m): 7:28am On Apr 25, 2008 |
Thanks bros  |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by ituen(m): 7:34am On Apr 25, 2008 |
small tin  |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On Apr 25, 2008 |
nice but stale |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by MrInfo1(m): 12:51pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
clemcykul: Wicked thing |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by tufe(m): 1:03pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
who go bring back this dead thread |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by MrInfo1(m): 1:20pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
Good question |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by manickal(m): 1:35pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
cool |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by Scopium: 2:48pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
clemcykul: [size=13pt]What's nice about it then?[/size] |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by Gabry(f): 2:50pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
who bring back this thread again?  |
| Re: Differences Between You And Your Boss by MrInfo1(m): 2:54pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
i wonder  |
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