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I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 8:15am On Jul 07, 2008
As ordered, each man took his place in ranks, oblivious to the freezing cold and snow. The major, then proceeded to walk through the ranks, stopping at one soldier. The major took his swagger stick, and proceeded to strike the youngsoldier across the face. " Did that hurt? demanded the major. " Nien" replied the soldier. "And why not?"questioned the major. The soldier replied, "because I'm a soldier in the German Army" "Very good" said the major.

The officer then approached another soldier, and taking his swagger stick, pushed it forcefully into the young man's stomach. The young soldier made no sound, nor did he move. "Did that hurt?" the major asked. "Nien " was the soldier's response. "And why not?" asked the major. The young soldier responded with "because I'm a soldier in the German Army". "Good" said the major.

The major then looked down the row of naked men, and noticed one of them was sexually aroused. Walking over to this soldier, the major raised his swagger stick, and with all his might, brought it down on the fully erect manhood, "Did that hurt? asked the major. "Nien " was the soldier's reply.

The major now standing face to face with the young soldier asked "And why not?. The soldier, looking the major directly into his eyes, quietly said "because it belongs to da man behind me!!
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 8:25am On Jul 07, 2008
lmao

boi dat was great. keep up da gud wrk grin grin grin
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 8:27am On Jul 07, 2008
tnks lady
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by segunpc(m): 8:43am On Jul 07, 2008
very longish cheesy
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 10:10am On Jul 07, 2008
grin cheesy, very funny
nice one again
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jul 07, 2008
wetin dey make u laff anyhow?
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by kayowalemi(m): 12:05pm On Jul 07, 2008
dem programmed him to laff like that., che u know robotics laffs? grin grin
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by olulu(m): 12:29pm On Jul 07, 2008
all this anaconda length manhood sef

i thot we were going extinct grin grin grin




nice one ituen

clap for thyself grin grin
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Jul 07, 2008
sorry he's gat boils on his hands
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 2:22pm On Jul 07, 2008
clemcykul:

wetin dey make u laff anyhow?

Because you no get the erect thing wey the major hit with stick grin
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 2:49pm On Jul 07, 2008
my gawd *touches crotch, sighs with relief* bring ur sis and i will prove my abilities to her grin
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 2:51pm On Jul 07, 2008
nope,prove it to me tongue
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 10:28pm On Jul 07, 2008
clemcykul:

sorry he's gat boils on his hands

dont worry, when i slap you, u go get muscle-pull for lips grin grin
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jul 08, 2008
lol try am na. if ur hand no go get paralysis
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by princesa(f): 6:29pm On Jul 08, 2008
could u guyz quit the prude jokes please angry
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2008
baby,how u dey today?
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 6:49am On Jul 09, 2008
she's fine and high on drug
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 9:03am On Jul 09, 2008
lol very true grin

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