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I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 8:15am On Jul 07, 2008 |
As ordered, each man took his place in ranks, oblivious to the freezing cold and snow. The major, then proceeded to walk through the ranks, stopping at one soldier. The major took his swagger stick, and proceeded to strike the youngsoldier across the face. " Did that hurt? demanded the major. " Nien" replied the soldier. "And why not?"questioned the major. The soldier replied, "because I'm a soldier in the German Army" "Very good" said the major. The officer then approached another soldier, and taking his swagger stick, pushed it forcefully into the young man's stomach. The young soldier made no sound, nor did he move. "Did that hurt?" the major asked. "Nien " was the soldier's response. "And why not?" asked the major. The young soldier responded with "because I'm a soldier in the German Army". "Good" said the major. The major then looked down the row of naked men, and noticed one of them was sexually aroused. Walking over to this soldier, the major raised his swagger stick, and with all his might, brought it down on the fully erect manhood, "Did that hurt? asked the major. "Nien " was the soldier's reply. The major now standing face to face with the young soldier asked "And why not?. The soldier, looking the major directly into his eyes, quietly said "because it belongs to da man behind me!! |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 8:25am On Jul 07, 2008 |
lmao boi dat was great. keep up da gud wrk ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 8:27am On Jul 07, 2008 |
tnks lady |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by segunpc(m): 8:43am On Jul 07, 2008 |
very longish ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 10:10am On Jul 07, 2008 |
![]() ![]() nice one again |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jul 07, 2008 |
wetin dey make u laff anyhow? |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by kayowalemi(m): 12:05pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
dem programmed him to laff like that., che u know robotics laffs? ![]() ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by olulu(m): 12:29pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
all this anaconda length manhood sef i thot we were going extinct ![]() ![]() ![]() nice one ituen clap for thyself ![]() ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
sorry he's gat boils on his hands |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 2:22pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
clemcykul: Because you no get the erect thing wey the major hit with stick ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 2:49pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
my gawd *touches crotch, sighs with relief* bring ur sis and i will prove my abilities to her ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 2:51pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
nope,prove it to me ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 10:28pm On Jul 07, 2008 |
clemcykul: dont worry, when i slap you, u go get muscle-pull for lips ![]() ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jul 08, 2008 |
lol try am na. if ur hand no go get paralysis |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by princesa(f): 6:29pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
could u guyz quit the prude jokes please ![]() |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by Jeovy(m): 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
baby,how u dey today? |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by ituen(m): 6:49am On Jul 09, 2008 |
she's fine and high on drug |
Re: I'm A Soldier In The German Army by clemcykul(f): 9:03am On Jul 09, 2008 |
lol very true ![]() |
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