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Statatus We Would Be Updating On Fb, Bbm, If We Were In The Time Of Moses by Akshow: 12:39pm On May 24, 2013
tatuses we would be updating on FB,
Twitter and BBM if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and
Abraham:

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned
into a pillar of salt #shaking#

2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here i
come..

3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's
ark, the view here is fantastic.. But this
Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noah's
voyage#

4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai. some
miracles going on here..
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they
ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that?
#smh#

6. Jacob's status: Things we do for
love, cant believe i served her father for
14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel

7. Some people are so cruel hey.
Cain how do u kill your own brother?
RIP
Abel

8. One of Jesus' disciples post :Wat a
long day.. Walking and preaching the
gospel.
Now chilling with my brothers. These
guys
are funny..(LLP) Laughing Like
Pharaoh..keep it rolling. add urs lol
Re: Statatus We Would Be Updating On Fb, Bbm, If We Were In The Time Of Moses by GJames(m): 1:08pm On May 24, 2013
How would Mary do this to me after all we've been through together. How could she carry belle and stil claim to be a virgin.#is Onila your mentor#

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Re: Statatus We Would Be Updating On Fb, Bbm, If We Were In The Time Of Moses by ozoemeka(m): 3:30am On Aug 11, 2013
Funny

5 especially
Akshow: tatuses we would be updating on FB,
Twitter and BBM if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and
Abraham:

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned
into a pillar of salt #shaking#

2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here i
come..

3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's
ark, the view here is fantastic.. But this
Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noah's
voyage#

4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai. some
miracles going on here..
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they
ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that?
#smh#

6. Jacob's status: Things we do for
love, cant believe i served her father for
14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel

7. Some people are so cruel hey.
Cain how do u kill your own brother?
RIP
Abel

8. One of Jesus' disciples post :Wat a
long day.. Walking and preaching the
gospel.
Now chilling with my brothers. These
guys
are funny..(LLP) Laughing Like
Pharaoh..keep it rolling. add urs lol

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