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| Statuses We Would Be Updating On FB If We Were In Bible Times Must Read! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking! 2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come.. 3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here.. # OMG ! 4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbbiden fruit.. I mean who does that!? Smh 5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird 6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop* 7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Racheal 8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrifised me.. # SelfieWithLamb! 9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. They guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh) 10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn! 11. David: Guys the balcony is Dope.. I can see every female Anatomy 101 # Word ! 12. Jezebel: Victoria's secret is the Bomb.. # Hollah 13. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam going to bring the roof down on this party.. # TurnUp! 14. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! # Smh 3 Likes |
| Re: Statuses We Would Be Updating On FB If We Were In Bible Times Must Read! by bolaino(m): 1:26pm On Jul 19, 2014 |
Lol, hilarious, nice one. |
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