Since the inception of time, man has always known that there are certain things he shouldn’t say to the woman in his life. Though this notion is ubiquitous, the things on the ‘never to be said’ list differs from one clime to another. Therefore, good people of The Unbiased Coin, I bring to you 5 things a man must never say to a Nigerian woman:

 

5. I don’t want to have male kids

 

4. Anything that starts with “My mother says”

 

3. You can’t cook

 

2. Any adjective that describes her obviously fine/sexy friend as fine/sexy

Even though it’s as clear as day that the said friend is exceptionally sexy and fine, you should never openly admit it to your woman. There’s only one category of women you can admit is fine and sexy; women you can never ever meet e.g. celebrities and foreigners. Lol.

 

1.I don’t believe in Valentine’s day.

 

 

Abi I talk lie?

Michael Freesoul


Culled from www.theunbiasedcoin.com

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